I was elbowed in my sleep.. No Wait! I was shot in the head!

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6246800.stm


This man reportedly woke up with a bad headache. Turns out his wife had shot him in the head while sleeping but didn't a shit job :mad: He's still alive and resting peacefully.

A bullet has been removed from behind the right ear of a US man who went to hospital complaining of a headache.

Michael Moylan, 45, from the state of Florida, is quoted as saying he had woken up with a headache so severe he thought it was caused by an aneurysm.

His wife, April, took him to hospital but left when the bullet was found. She was arrested later over the shooting, but said it was an accident.

Mr Moylan remains in hospital in a stable condition.

A gun was discovered during a search of his house, along with blood-stained rags.

According to the Palm Beach Post newspaper's website, Mr Moylan and his wife gave conflicting accounts to police throughout the day.

Mrs Moylan told police she had returned to the house from the hospital to check if there were any signs that her husband had been shot from outside the building.

Mr Moylan had told police no weapons were held at the house, the paper says.

He reportedly told police he had woken up with a headache and asked his wife if she had elbowed him in the head while he slept.
 
^i dunno. i guess you never know how it feels til you get shot.

weird story. how can you shot someone in the head and not kill that person? how can you miss your shot that bad.
 
this reminds me of that movie I love you to death(which was actualy based on a true story) funny as hell
 
maybe deep down she wants to kill her husband and her feelings came out like that while she was sleep walking
 
Holy crap.



No really, holy crap. Just wow. Dude's unlucky enough to have a sneaky murderer wife trying to pop his ass while he's trying to get some rest, but being married to such a dumb ass bitch that manages to fail in shooting a sleeping dude in the head, I mean DJEEZ LOUISE.

Fuck up of the year, no doubt. I'd get a divorce asap.
 

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