I Want To Blow My Brains Out

Lok

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But this pellet gun doesn't do the trick.
My wisdom teeth are coming out & it's hell. My face is swollen, my throat hurts & I can't eat or drink, because it's a torture to swallow.
It wouldn't have been so bad if this wasn't going on for almost 3 years now. Im talking about every month it's the same thing, one of my 4 teeth (one in each side) is coming out & brings a shit load of pain with it; and it's been going on for 3 FUCKING YEARS. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Should I go to the dentist & have them removed or something? I heard it hurts like hell, but nothing is compared to the shit I go through every month. But the thing is, the damn teeth arent even fully out yet, infact they aren't even half way out. I think there might be some sort of a problem or something.

Anyway, how is your day? everybody's enjoying the summer? it might rain here according to the weather people, but you know how it is, NEVER TRUST THE WEATHER PEOPLE.

Me? oh im fine, thank you for asking...except that I have to work in a fucking book store on friday doing crowd control. The new Harry Potter is coming out & I have to be there making sure the little kiddies don't make a riot, because if they do, its mase time!
FUCK, I bet there are going to be nerds dressed up like that Bi-Focal bastad as well.

God I hate people.
 
Lok said:
But the thing is, the damn teeth arent even fully out yet, infact they aren't even half way out. I think there might be some sort of a problem or something.

Damn, well unless there is a real problem then you my friend, are what one might call a pussy.

Sure that shit hurts & is irritating, but it isn't horrific by any means....unless, again, you do have a problem of some sort.

I always found applying pressure made me feel better when they were annoying me a bit.

And in order to find out if there is a problem, you should go see your dentist. Do you get regular check-ups?
 
nope. Like I said my whole mouth is swollen. im pretty sure there is a problem. it shouldn't take 3 years for the teeth to come out.
 
Lok said:
nope. Like I said my whole mouth is swollen. im pretty sure there is a problem. it shouldn't take 3 years for the teeth to come out.

How do you know it shouldn't?

What is the average length of time it takes?
 
some wisdom teeth don't grow out, some of them grow in sideways and push your other teeth together. If you leave it too long you'll have a jaw infection which could make its way up to your brain and you'll die. Taking them out doesn't hurt, they put you on local anestetics or just knock you out and its over with.
 
Glockmatic said:
some wisdom teeth don't grow out, some of them grow in sideways and push your other teeth together. If you leave it too long you'll have a jaw infection which could make its way up to your brain and you'll die. Taking them out doesn't hurt, they put you on local anestetics or just knock you out and its over with.

Never become a counsellor my man lol
 
Rip them out? FUCK THAT. I don't trust them dentists. They knock you out and when you wake up you find your pants unbuttoned and the dentist is nowhere to be found.
 
FlipMo said:
Rip them out? FUCK THAT. I don't trust them dentists. They knock you out and when you wake up you find your pants unbuttoned and the dentist is nowhere to be found.

maybe thats how dentists operate up in Canada but down here they're trustful
 
damn. shit sounds painful. yo i feel for you dogg, you work at a bookstore and harry potter is coming out? thats gonna be one fucker of a day.
 
FlipMo said:
Rip them out? FUCK THAT. I don't trust them dentists. They knock you out and when you wake up you find your pants unbuttoned and the dentist is nowhere to be found.

More like u wake up with your ass up in the air, your pants and underwear sagging on your ankles and when u try to walk u feel a sharp pain in your ass hole, realizing what has happend u gotta stand up and spread your legs in a sumo wrestling position and sway your feet left and right so you can manuver your pants up to the correct position, u then leave the establishment with half of your dignity intact.

You spend a few minutes dwelling in self pity and you realize gotta call a fucking taxi just so he can bring u home, when the taxi arives you waddle your way to the door in pain where u are asked by the minority driving "hurry up", him not knowing the situation your in he tells u to sit down, so u sit down thinking about your favourite scene in a movie just to num the pain.

After a long drive with a taxi driver talking bout this obscene rash on his ass cheeks he tells u the fare, but its a little too fucking late seeing how u have exited the car you would be in tremendus pain if u tried to take your wallet out of your back pocket, so you lie down on your stomach in the middle of the street and reach into your pocket, the driver notices your predicament and steals your wallet , you then slowly crawl to your door and pick yourself up with the aid of the toy truck left outside by the "kid" aka the 44 year old overweight guy who for some reason has the worst hygine on the face of mankind and has some sort of personallity disfunction, you then enter your house and slowly sit on your couch, gathering your last ounce of strength u turn on the tv and switch to the news where you are greeted by the face of an alleged "dentist" who has been putting male patiants to sleep and robbing them of there manhood..........


damn dentists....
 
Silleone said:
More like u wake up with your ass up in the air, your pants and underwear sagging on your ankles and when u try to walk u feel a sharp pain in your ass hole, realizing what has happend u gotta stand up and spread your legs in a sumo wrestling position and sway your feet left and right so you can manuver your pants up to the correct position, u then leave the establishment with half of your dignity intact.

You spend a few minutes dwelling in self pity and you realize gotta call a fucking taxi just so he can bring u home, when the taxi arives you waddle your way to the door in pain where u are asked by the minority driving "hurry up", him not knowing the situation your in he tells u to sit down, so u sit down thinking about your favourite scene in a movie just to num the pain.

After a long drive with a taxi driver talking bout this obscene rash on his ass cheeks he tells u the fare, but its a little too fucking late seeing how u have exited the car you would be in tremendus pain if u tried to take your wallet out of your back pocket, so you lie down on your stomach in the middle of the street and reach into your pocket, the driver notices your predicament and steals your wallet , you then slowly crawl to your door and pick yourself up with the aid of the toy truck left outside by the "kid" aka the 44 year old overweight guy who for some reason has the worst hygine on the face of mankind and has some sort of personallity disfunction, you then enter your house and slowly sit on your couch, gathering your last ounce of strength u turn on the tv and switch to the news where you are greeted by the face of an alleged "dentist" who has been putting male patiants to sleep and robbing them of there manhood..........


damn dentists....


lmao repped.
 

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