I saw this kid out at a club that i've known for years. He used to work with me until he got a different job. He has always been a huge tool but I got along with him.
He's one of those idiots that thinks he's really tough and will walk by and flex his muscles and talk about how many girls want him and shit when none of it is true.
But I tolerate him because I know he must just have low self esteem.
Anyway, he sees me and we say hi and he slaps me in the face. Now, he didn't mean it in an angry way but he still hit me hard. So I'm thinking, whatever, he's just a moron. Let it go.
So I did and he moved on through the bar. A few minutes later he passed by me again and he hit me in the nuts.
So I had about half a beer left and I threw it right into his face, completely soaking his entire head. He had gel in his hair which was running down his face into his eyes.
He was in complete shock. He's like, "dude, i can't believe you just did that?"
So I was like, "Well quit being such a retard."
And then he's like, "Yeah I guess I deserved that. I'm sorry."
But he almost got me thrown out of the bar because the owner was standing behind me and saw the whole thing. But he recognized me because I go to that club all the time, so he just gave me a warning.
That should hopefully teach him not to be a douchebag.
He's one of those idiots that thinks he's really tough and will walk by and flex his muscles and talk about how many girls want him and shit when none of it is true.
But I tolerate him because I know he must just have low self esteem.
Anyway, he sees me and we say hi and he slaps me in the face. Now, he didn't mean it in an angry way but he still hit me hard. So I'm thinking, whatever, he's just a moron. Let it go.
So I did and he moved on through the bar. A few minutes later he passed by me again and he hit me in the nuts.
So I had about half a beer left and I threw it right into his face, completely soaking his entire head. He had gel in his hair which was running down his face into his eyes.
He was in complete shock. He's like, "dude, i can't believe you just did that?"
So I was like, "Well quit being such a retard."
And then he's like, "Yeah I guess I deserved that. I'm sorry."
But he almost got me thrown out of the bar because the owner was standing behind me and saw the whole thing. But he recognized me because I go to that club all the time, so he just gave me a warning.
That should hopefully teach him not to be a douchebag.
