I rescued a lost dog tonight.

[roaches]

If she's a stray, she's a recent stray. Either way, she's sweet as hell and I'm gonna do right by her.

Of course, the first thought I still had was taking her to the watering hole where pets roam freely.

Based on that and the things I did over the past weekend.... I may have a drinking problem.

I'd be such a healthier motherfucker if these drug tests didn't screen for weed.

*Fails to make it all the way through the new Nas album again, pours moonshine into coke bottle*

 

[Preach]

lol, you drink moonshine?

 

[PuffnScruff]

i think you need to star an animal shelter. they just seem to come home with you

 

[S O F I]

do you live in the middle of shithole nowhere...

apparently.

 

[Get In The Van I Have Candy]

You're gonna do her right? Well at least wear protection....druggie.

 

[Jeremy]

Do you mean you're gonna keep her or find the owner? Assuming there is one.