I need a talent

[keco52]

Somebody help me. I need a talent. It can be anything but it has to be entertaining and they would probably enjoy if I made an ass of myself.

Talents that other ppl are doing are...scarface sock puppets and someones life story through interpretive dance. Sooo any suggestions? I need to be able to do it by Saturday so if it's something I need to practice I need to know now. I can have 1 other person help me do it.

I also need something black that covers only my boobs. So hopefully 1 of the 2 women on the board will know where I can get that.

 

[S O F I]

Deepthroat.

 

[Prize Gotti]

Deepthroat.

When I read this thread, I actually thought about fisting.

Sorry Keco, im a pervert

 

[Chronic]

I also need something black that covers only my boobs

Hi.

Don't play an instrument? Sing? Maybe you're an excellent speller and people can quiz you?

I'll try to get back to you with something useful.

 

[keco52]

I'm not gonna play the clarinet lmao. And nothing sexually suggestive...I'm already a slut.

 

[illjoe]

Write a poem about boobies.

 

[Preach]

Hi.

lol.

 

[Prize Gotti]

Hi.

lol.

I'm not gonna play the clarinet lmao. And nothing sexually suggestive...I'm already a slut.

i love how you openly said that, i wish i knew girls like you in real life.

 

[Preach]

seriously though, if you're gonna cover your boobs and only your boobs in black, i suppose the best idea i have is to leave it at that and just stand still on-stage for a few minutes. trust me, you'll beat the interpretive dance for sure unless it involves a metal bar from roof to floor. then you might have to shake your ass a little as well.

 

[Tha_Wood]

do impersonations of famous people

 

[keco52]

i love how you openly said that, i wish i knew girls like you in
real life.

lmao I'm not really a slut...but thanx for thinking I was.

seriously though, if you're gonna cover your boobs and only your boobs in black, i suppose the best idea i have is to leave it at that and just stand still on-stage for a few minutes. trust me, you'll beat the interpretive dance for sure unless it involves a metal bar from roof to floor. then you might have to shake your ass a little as well.

That's not for my talent...that's someone else I'm helping.

 

[keco52]

do impersonations of famous people

I think I can do the godfather pretty well but I don't think anyone else will agree. I can't do jokes or acting bc I'll just giggle.

 

[Tha_Wood]

oh you should do the thing where you wear a jumper and someone is behind you and puts their arms in your jumper sleeves and be's ur arms for you while you eat breakfast or something like that. not really a talent but its funny, me and a mate did it for the talent show at school camp once

 

[keco52]

oh you should do the thing where you wear a jumper and someone is behind you and puts their arms in your jumper sleeves and be's ur arms for you while you eat breakfast or something like that. not really a talent but its funny, me and a mate did it for the talent show at school camp once

lol that's a good one.

 

[S O F I]

You could always rap. People can tell you that your godfather impersonation is wack, but they can't tell you you can't rap...unless they're black. Whites are that scared.

You can feature Jae P as a tandem, the jolly ranchers.

 

[keco52]

You could always rap. People can tell you that your godfather impersonation is wack, but they can't tell you you can't rap...unless they're black. Whites are that scared.

You can feature Jae P as a tandem, the jolly ranchers.

Sofi you're sooo cute. You were waiting for the perfect chance to bring that up huh? Did you and Eric come up with that together? No1 who wears a short sleeve velvet/velour shirt to a club is gonna hurt my feelings. I'm so flattered you guys spend your free time discussing me. I don't get the jolly rancher thing?...probably bc I'm not friends with him like that. I'm sure if you look close enough you'll notice the awkwardness in the photo that you guys obsess over. BUT...Once again...thanks for making me the center of you world.

The faggotry of this board is sooo overwhelming I sometimes question if SH is turning me gay too.
(when i say faggot I don't mean sexual orientation)
I'm gonna take a Katt Williams quote and switch it up bc then you'll understand..."You think faggot...therefore you are faggot"

 

[Pittsey]

^^^^


Fill me in. I love gossip.

 

[S O F I]

Sofi you're sooo cute. You were waiting for the perfect chance to bring that up huh? Did you and Eric come up with that together? No1 who wears a short sleeve velvet/velour shirt to a club is gonna hurt my feelings. I'm so flattered you guys spend your free time discussing me. I don't get the jolly rancher thing?...probably bc I'm not friends with him like that. I'm sure if you look close enough you'll notice the awkwardness in the photo that you guys obsess over. BUT...Once again...thanks for making me the center of you world.

The faggotry of this board is sooo overwhelming I sometimes question if SH is turning me gay too.
(when i say faggot I don't mean sexual orientation)
I'm gonna take a Katt Williams quote and switch it up bc then you'll understand..."You think faggot...therefore you are faggot"

??

I clicked a myspace link in stred's sig and saw that the dude lives in Dayton. He's the candy man and jolly ranchers are on his background.

 

[keco52]

^^^^


Fill me in. I love gossip.

Eric stalked my cousins myspace....found a picture of me with a wigger. Somehow he thinks this is the type of person I date (even tho I've never dated a wigger and he himself is a wigger) Anyway this wigger put his arm around me and I kinda hunched over and awkward smile and *flash* there is a picture.

The point is I'm "friends" with anyone no matter what they wear or whatever. I don't judge constantly like Eric who thinks he's superior to everyone.

 

[keco52]

??

I clicked a myspace link in stred's sig and saw that the dude lives in Dayton. He's the candy man and jolly ranchers are on his background.

Sofi Eric is your bestest butt buddy...if Jeremy and Puff have seen it AND now Stred...I'm sure you have too.