I might have just saved your life...

[Dante]

the official terrorism warning signs defined:

 

[Dante]

...mack can hurt us no more.

 

[PuffnScruff]

thank you dante, one day i will return the favor

 

[THA_DAN]

Lmao

 

[Jeremy]

LOL. I hate my government.

 

[Tru Principle]

Great advice, now if only I can convince my alien friend, Bob , to not attack planet Earth.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Lol this always gives me a chuckle followed by the sense of safety.

 

[S O F I]

LOL! Nice.

Reminds me of the nuclear attack drills that schools had back in the 50s/60s.

"Get underneath your disk and cover your head, in case a nuclear bomb drops."

 

[Diaz]

LOL, the best one was "If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit".

 

[bigmack]

...mack can hurt us no more.

you're mistaken my friend

 

[Jokerman]

That was hilarious! "Use a flashlight to lift the walls right off of you."

 

[P.U.]

Roflmfao

 

[Prize Gotti]

It was worth not going to the bathroom, on that note im running to the closest one now.

 

[Mase]

Hahaha. The majority was pretty funny.