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AmerikazMost

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So I got back from Pittsburgh yesterday around 4:30. Here's how it went (for those who care).

First thing worth mentioning was when we first drove into the city I saw a license plate with "2POCK" as the identification. :D

First night we were there, not much happened. Walked around the city, walked down all 36 floors of the Cathedral of Learning, and just scoped the place out.

That night, at 4 in the morning, some asshole pulled the fire alarm in my hotel and woke everyone up.

I spent Friday morning and early afternoon at the Honors Day program for the kids who were accepted into the Honors College. I was impressed, and liked how they don't require you to take any certain courses. You can take whatever you want. Don't like science? Don't take any science courses. Just get all your credits somewhere else, as long as you meet your reqirements for your major.

Then I met up with my friends Shady (Egyptian name, not a nickname) and George. Spent the first hour listening to George yell at every pretty girl that walked by. "I like your style." " I like the way you move." "I like the way you roll." "I like your pink." "Hey, my friend thinks your cute. His name's Shady. Call him."

Then we were in the Cathedral's elevator with a bunch of other people and George made a farting noise, which is kinda funny in and of itself, but when I saw the way this old lady looked up at him and shook her head, I started crying I was laughing so hard. We had to get out of the elevator early because me and George couldn't take it anymore.

Now George ain't a bad looking kid, but he wasn't exactly the Romeo of my high school. But somehow this kid ends up dating possibly the hottest girl I have ever seen. And I don't mean just on campus, I mean ever (including Angelina Jolie, the proclaimed "sexiest Woman of the Year"). Beautifully Italian girl, and if I can get a picture I'll post it. How he did it, I don't know.

We went to a couple frat parties that night. We got in free 'cause Shady's friend Matt said I was a wrestling recruit so we weren't going to be drinking. Down in the basement, I was standing by the dance floor and this very fine chica starts pulling me down towards the couch with the hand not holding the beer. I'm thinking she just wants to make out or something (Shady and Matt did too when they saw it), but she says to me, "I have to pee." So I try helping her up the stairs and she's falling before her girlfriend comes over and gives her a hand. :D

Question: Is it proper etiquite to get a hard-on while grinding on the dance floor? Just wondering, b/c I've never been able to help it. It's hard not to concentrate on the fine woman who has her ass in your crotch.

That's about it, if I think of anything else, I'll post it..or just ask.

No pictures Cown, sorry. :p
 
Damn you came back, that hit I put on you must've failed. Nah Welcome back :D

AmerikazMost said:
Question: Is it proper etiquite to get a hard-on while grinding on the dance floor? Just wondering, b/c I've never been able to help it. It's hard not to concentrate on the fine woman who has her ass in your crotch.

Perfectly acceptable my man, just shows your attracted to the opposite sex, unless this woman was really a HE :eek:
 
The hit failed? Damn! And Emma has yet to report you to the cops....you're on a winning streak AmerikazMost...
 
Woody would not have failed you so obviously you must have mistakenly got someone from Silleone's crew.

My other top hitman Elmer Fudd was in Sicily - diplomatic visit - over the weekend so it couldn't have been his ass either.
 
Come to think of it I thought I seen some shady characters lurching in the background of the setup, HillBillyeone probably stole the hit.

Hey AmerikazMost you gotta post a pic of her:

Beautifully Italian girl, and if I can get a picture I'll post

I got a thing for Italian chicks.
 
2Pax said:
Come to think of it I thought I seen some shady characters lurching in the background of the setup, HillBillyeone probably stole the hit.

Hey AmerikazMost you gotta post a pic of her:



I got a thing for Italian chicks.
haha so do i

he just doesnt have any pics of her face on his computer yet

ha, like that matters anyway...ill see what i can do haha
 
Beppe was 'sensitive' lol

And he was so English it was unbelievable!

Anyways, AmerikazMost, anything that doesn't involve a girl looking at his flacid penis will be good for 2Pax ie. a pic or a blind chick
 
AmerikazMost said:
that'll do for you or you want me to find an Italian chick that'll do you? :confused:

Sorry I worded that sentence horribly, I meant a nice chick to look at.
CalcuoCuchicheo said:
Beppe was 'sensitive' lol


And he was so English it was unbelievable!

Anyways, AmerikazMost, anything that doesn't involve a girl looking at his flacid penis will be good for 2Pax ie. a pic or a blind chick

Yea, it's not safe for girls to be looking at my penis, it that big I should carry a saftey warning around.
 

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