I like my women / men like I like my...

[Karma*]

Thought I'd try a thread out here. Basic concept is to compare your preference in the opposite (or same, it's all good) sex like something that's everyday and not readily connected with sex, until they're compared of course. The dirtier the better and funnier.

Like this for example:

I like my women like I like my White Castles: three at a time.

or

I like my women like I like my pancakes: covered in butter.

:thumb:

 

[Dave D]

I like my women like I like my beer. With a little bit of alcohol in them.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

I like my women like I like my Snicker bars... chocolate and full'a nut.

 

[AmerikazMost]

I like my women like I like my Snicker bars... chocolate and full'a nut.

lmao

 

[Jocka]

I like my women like I like my shoes. Nice to look at and should only make noise when i walk on them.

??

 

[Little Skittle]

I like my women like I like my alarm clocks. Silent until I need them, and able to stop if I push the right buttons.

 

[C.R.Y.]

i like my women like i like my jalapeno white castles, hot and spicy.

 

[greezi']

I like my women like I like my XBox. Ready for me to stick my penis into.

 

[S O F I]

^lmao. That made me crack up at 5am.

 

[goymz]

I like my women like I like my car. Doesnt mind being slammed round corners and is ultimately a great ride.

 

[Rukas]

I like my women like I like my beer, a little bit of head followed by a trip down the curvy body.

 

[bigmack]

i like my women like i like my coffee.....anally

 

[Taliq]

I like my women like I like a tender lamb chained and gagged to a tree with a tub of lube at the ready.

 

[Helena]

i like my men like i like my coffee...hot black and sweet!

 

[CoolWaterz]

i like my women like i like my used toilet paper...chunky and smelling like doodies.

 

[Pacaveli-T]

i like my men like i like my candy, sweet and tasty.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

^weak

 

[Karma*]

I like my women like I like my dvds: shiny, easily unwrapped and with lots of Special Features.

 

[CoolWaterz]

i like my women like i like my vacuum...a dirtbag thats always ready to suck.

 

[Saint33]

i like my women like i like my winter forests.... covered in white stuff, and full of wood