I know a guy who...

[Chronic]

This is not a joke. What's wrong with you ppl? Just because Chronic doesn't get out much and so has limited experience of what's possible, doesn't mean you have to follow his lead. It's really only funny cause it's true. If i was going to make it up, I might have said a Rotweiller. What's impossible here? The dog is used to be taken out like this and doesn't squirm. I can carry the bag myself. The dog weighs about 75 pounds, not a big deal. I've seen more unbelievable pet tricks than this on Letterman.

What an asshole