I know a guy who...

[Jokerman]

I know a guy who lives in an apartment building that doesn't allow pets, yet he has a full-grown German shepherd. When it's time for him to walk the dog, he puts it in a duffel bag and throws it over his shoulder, and goes out. Takes him out around the corner and walks him, then back into the bag. LMAO when I saw this! The dog is so used to this routine, that he reacts to the duffel coming out the way other dogs react to seeing their leash. He can't wait to get into it!

 

[ATI_RAGE_]

rofl

 

[nail_polish]

landlords that dont allow pets should fuck themselves

there are some people in my project who are more 1 filthier 2 abusive behavior and 3 they need to be put on a leash more than a dog

 

[RGB]

I know a guy who knows a guy (grabbing at something here i know) who's dog likes to get stoned!

Whenever they get a bucket out the dog gets all excited and when u say to it 'Do u want a bucket' it goes all hyper and shit!

 

[Sith Angel]

I know a guy who knows a guy (grabbing at something here i know) who's dog likes to get stoned!

Whenever they get a bucket out the dog gets all excited and when u say to it 'Do u want a bucket' it goes all hyper and shit!

lol, yeah I know a guy who knows this guy whos brothers bestfriend had a dog that did the same thing. lol

 

[Vaudeville]

haha shit can't be serious.

 

[Chronic]

That story was a lie but it was funny.

 

[Steph]

^^which 1 the duffel bag 1 or the other 1????

 

[Exodus]

LOL funny, how can he just hold a german shepard on his shoulder

 

[CoolWaterz]

i know this guy he like has this infection in his penis and it burns when he urinates and im ...hes really wondering if he caught an STD from having unprotected sex with a somalian hooker on this crazy road trip he took with my ..his boys...uhhh yea.

 

[Default MX]

^ Lmao!!! ...

 

[Xero]

^^which 1 the duffel bag 1 or the other 1????

LOL

 

[Steph]

^^what????

 

[tupac004]

the fuck?

 

[Cown]

Jokarman you crazy fucker

 

[Belle]

The storys not that far off Jokerman.. my sister had a lil Pomeranian dog and since no dogs were allowed in her apartment, they use to take it out in a duffel for real. Whenever the dog was goin out, they'd tell her "get your bag" and she'd go hysterical wit excitment & keep tryin to jump in even before it was unzipped.

I guess the joke is supposed to be that its a German Shepherd tho.. hmm ok

 

[Jokerman]

This is not a joke. What's wrong with you ppl? Just because Chronic doesn't get out much and so has limited experience of what's possible, doesn't mean you have to follow his lead. It's really only funny cause it's true. If i was going to make it up, I might have said a Rotweiller. What's impossible here? The dog is used to be taken out like this and doesn't squirm. I can carry the bag myself. The dog weighs about 75 pounds, not a big deal. I've seen more unbelievable pet tricks than this on Letterman.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Sounds like an episode from Seinfeld

 

[Cooper]

crazy shit

 

[Jokerman]

Sounds like an episode from Seinfeld

Exactly. Being funny as i am, I recognize a Seinfeld-like funny situation and thought i'd share it with you ppl.