I just threw up an ungodly amount of what appears to be Red Bull.
I'm lying, I have slept a little bit. I meant to take a half-hour nap, but my alarm clock failed and it turned into an hour. When I woke up, I threw it through a window, so now I have to deal with, too.
There are drunk construction workers outside blasting Chamillionaire's "Ridin Dirty" out of a pickup truck, singing along loudly through a megaphone, and dancing with a Confederate flag. Or maybe I'm hallucinating. And also hallucinating my roommate standing there laughing at it while I tried to figure out which direction my feet went.
Hi.
I'm lying, I have slept a little bit. I meant to take a half-hour nap, but my alarm clock failed and it turned into an hour. When I woke up, I threw it through a window, so now I have to deal with, too.
There are drunk construction workers outside blasting Chamillionaire's "Ridin Dirty" out of a pickup truck, singing along loudly through a megaphone, and dancing with a Confederate flag. Or maybe I'm hallucinating. And also hallucinating my roommate standing there laughing at it while I tried to figure out which direction my feet went.
Hi.