I haven't slept in a very wrong time.

roaches

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I just threw up an ungodly amount of what appears to be Red Bull.

I'm lying, I have slept a little bit. I meant to take a half-hour nap, but my alarm clock failed and it turned into an hour. When I woke up, I threw it through a window, so now I have to deal with, too.

There are drunk construction workers outside blasting Chamillionaire's "Ridin Dirty" out of a pickup truck, singing along loudly through a megaphone, and dancing with a Confederate flag. Or maybe I'm hallucinating. And also hallucinating my roommate standing there laughing at it while I tried to figure out which direction my feet went.

Hi.
 
roaches said:
I just threw up an ungodly amount of what appears to be Red Bull.

I'm lying, I have slept a little bit. I meant to take a half-hour nap, but my alarm clock failed and it turned into an hour. When I woke up, I threw it through a window, so now I have to deal with, too.

There are drunk construction workers outside blasting Chamillionaire's "Ridin Dirty" out of a pickup truck, singing along loudly through a megaphone, and dancing with a Confederate flag. Or maybe I'm hallucinating. And also hallucinating my roommate standing there laughing at it while I tried to figure out which direction my feet went.

Hi.



hahaha
 
This is the second time I've drunk it in my life. The first time was when I was driving to New Orleans for the first time and decided to do the trip without stopping the morning after my going away party. I made it to Mississippi before I exploded on I-10.

I generally hate Red Bull, and it always does terrible things to me, but it certainly gets the job done. These aromatic rings aren't going to know what hit them.
 
PELLA said:
red bull and gin tastes amazing, but i hear its bad for you.


you drink too much Red Bull, it can damage your heart. causing a possible heart attack.

You want a energy boost drink Mountain Dew. it has 170 calories, Red Bull only has 140 calories.

Mountain Dew helped me out during many 16hr work days :thumb:
 
Snowman said:
you drink too much Red Bull, it can damage your heart. causing a possible heart attack.

You want a energy boost drink Mountain Dew. it has 170 calories, Red Bull only has 140 calories.

Mountain Dew helped me out during many 16hr work days :thumb:

Who gives a fuck about calories? Cafeine and taurine is what gets the job done. It's not so much having actual energy as tricking your brain into thinking it's not time for sleep yet.
 
I've drank alot of that shit the past week.. it doesnt nothing to my ass... I can drink two cans of redbull, take alot of Vitamin C... and drink coffee and still fall asleep on my ass... but.. the shit does definetly help me concentrate on my exams if i aint slept the nigh before or if ive slept only a few hours... anyway, aint nothing like a good 8 hours of sleep... and a cup of fresh orange juice.. seriously, sleeping is dope lol.
 
Bank Robber said:
mountain dew > red bull

The first day I landed in Ottawa, Canada... I went to the local shop and baught some shit to eat for the night.. one of the things I baught was a box of mountain dew... now in Lebanon, we only have the normal mountain... I never heard of the energy drink mountain dew ro somethin of that sort.. so my ass drank like 5-6 cans of that shit that night.. and I was tripping like a mutha fucka... I finally realized that shit had all sorts of shit that I shouldn't have had in that amount lol.
 
you drink too much Red Bull, it can damage your heart. causing a possible heart attack.

yeah, if you have more than 20 in a row which will unlikley happen.
 
Don't worry once all the chemicals wear off you'll fall asleep no problem. I did a number of all nighters and found that when your body or should that be mind?) desperately needs sleep it will shut off and you WILL get sleep. The longest I've been without sleep was three days. You get these 15-20min periods where you're fucked as hell, but gt passed those and you're ok for the next few hours. Personally, my body felt ok, I was jumping around doing all sorts, but my mind was FUCKED.
 

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