You're telling me to go eat a dish I enjoy and then come back. A native Indian would beat you with your own wooden shoe.
The chance of taking a Dutchman's clog is around 0.41%. With the chance of immediate death when
failing to obtain the clog is at 24%.
The chances of immediate death when
succesfully obtaining the clog are believed to be in the 92-95% area.
It is often observed that a cornered Dutchman will rather fight to the death than give up it's clogs and flee. Their instincts when protecting their clogs always result in the animal fleeing. When cornered, however, their attitude turns to extremely agressive. These animals can be very ferocious, and even the smallest specimen can cause severe injuries to predators as much as twice their size.
Valued highly for their fur and clogs, Dutchmen have been hunted upon for centuries, until Emperor Schluppstein III banned the practice in 1854 due to the effectiveness of the species in controlling the cheese population.
However to this day, illegal poachers roam the lowlands in search for the animal. This has proven to be a risky business, since the Dutchman is very hard to find and even harder to catch. Pickings are lean and more often than not a poacher has to return home empty handed, sometimes with injuries inflicted by a cornered and frightened Dutchman, protecting it's clogs and possibly it's offspring. Because of the increasing difficulty for poachers to organize big hunts, the Dutchman population has flourished the last 50 years. Numbers are now thought to be approximately 15 to 17 million individuals.
Source:
www.dillaisaweakcunt.org/biology/Dutchmen_19/10/2008.html
