I hate my fat bitch neighbors.

[Tha_Wood]

Deflate their tires just a bit so the gas mileage goes up quite a bit. You can also get a bit of epoxy and glue just one penny onto the windshield where the driver looks out from. You can also shave an almond so it just looks white, and dip it in ambisol ( the stuff for numbing teeth) I can tell you now after you place it somewhere these two are going to find it ... they will smoke it.

Haha these are all brilliant ideas. What's the almond end up looking like crack?

 

[Rukas]

I’ll do you one better. You can order a tool online that removes the pin from inside the tire valve. Just unscrew it enough that it’s barely in. Eventually when they go over a speed bump it will pop out and the tires (do all four) will totally deflate.

Or so I’m told.

For anyone reading this; don’t do it to a motorbike. The rider will die and that’s too far. Be careful.

 

[JadeStorm]

Haha these are all brilliant ideas. What's the almond end up looking like crack?

Yup looks just like crack and they test it by putting it in their mouth and the ambisol will make their mouth go numb just like crack. It's worked at my previous residence where there were several crackheads and heroin junkies.

 

[Tha_Wood]

Yup looks just like crack and they test it by putting it in their mouth and the ambisol will make their mouth go numb just like crack. It's worked at my previous residence where there were several crackheads and heroin junkies.

Haha that's fucking awesome. I'm allergic to all nuts though so I might have to get @Rumad to do it for me

 

[dilla]

Deflate their tires just a bit so the gas mileage goes up quite a bit. You can also get a bit of epoxy and glue just one penny onto the windshield where the driver looks out from. You can also shave an almond so it just looks white, and dip it in ambisol ( the stuff for numbing teeth) I can tell you now after you place it somewhere these two are going to find it ... they will smoke it.

lol who is this guy? New member just coming out guns blazing.

 

[JadeStorm]

lol who is this guy? New member just coming out guns blazing.

Shoot first second third and then some more.