I gots crabs!

keco52

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I do! They were selling hermit crabs at Wal-Mart for Valentines Day.
I d.k. why...someone would want to give their significant other crabs for Valentines Day but since I don't have a significant other to give me crabs :horny:....I gave myself crabs :D
2 crabs!!!

And since I'm freeposting I might as well make the thread useful...
What kind of animals have you kept as pets...anything exotic?
 
:laugh: I actually killed one before I even left the store. I picked it up and it jumped out of it's shell and died...but it wasn't my fault...it was a suicidal crab :(
 
lol@suicidal crab

i've seen stands in the mall that sell hermit crabs with painted shells of all different designs.

i dont have any exotic pets, unless you count the lizards that seem to find their way into my apartment
 
LMAO@Keco

I'm sitting here, like why in the hell did my girl just come online and expose the shit out of herself, lmfao :laugh:

Nothing exotic for me, I want a capuchin monkey, but they're illegal in Illinois last I heard, I have two dogs and a betta :thumb:
 
^ I mean you've already seen my weiner...I might as well tell you I got crabs 2 :p
 
PuffnScruff said:
*wonders what keco's weiner looks like...
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Mystery solved, joke ruined.
 

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