I Fucking Hate Spiders

[CoolWaterz]

DAMN IT!!!!! im laying in bed watching tv when i see something kind of obstruct my view...i think for a second im crazy..then i focus on the object in the dark and make out devil legs as it slowly glides down from my ceiling into my bed. I immediately jump out of bed, turn on the lights to see a fucking spider lowering from its web onto my bed. I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS i am scared shitless of them...their like devil creatures...so i grab a shoe and me just as it hits my comforter and get ready to aim and smash him. Me and him share a moment of staring at each other waiting for the next mans move.. when out of the fucking blue the bastard runs as fast as i have ever seen a spider take off... within a second hes off my bed and now i cant find the thing and i have no intentions of getting back into that bed.

I DESPISE FUCKING SPIDERS those evil looking fucks...they all look poisonous and just waiting to bite you. FUCK THEM TO HELL

 

[SiGh]

spiders i dont mind. cochroaches the size of a pet muthfucker i dont mind. but ratz. i hate ratz.

 

[CoolWaterz]

ive seen cockroaches when i lived in nyc once and yes they are scary as fuck too..i could never sleep in the room knowing a cockroach was running rampant. BUT...i still cant get back into my bed knowing that fuck is going to crawl up my wall and get back into my bed at some point in the night

 

[Jeremy]

....

I love eating crab but these things will make me wig out.

 

[Bachaveli]

ive seen cockroaches when i lived in nyc once and yes they are scary as fuck too..i could never sleep in the room knowing a cockroach was running rampant. BUT...i still cant get back into my bed knowing that fuck is going to crawl up my wall and get back into my bed at some point in the night

I know. i've had similar moments in my life. they sometimes forced me not to sleep just so i can keep a eye on them.

Either i go to another room and sleep there or i just cover my whole skin body from hair to last toe with big ass cover so they cant come close to me during the night. and next day i'd go for hunt all day til i find that bitch. no joke either. im as serious as it will ever get. good night now. just pray before you close your eyes.

 

[CESARE BORGIA]

I dont know if you seen my post about spiders in the crab thread but it has a few pointers, heres what i posted


Spiders, i cant fucking stand them, i aint afraid of them but i hate them with a passion, sometimes when i kill them i leave them smashed on the wall as a warning to the other spiders, your gonna call me a retard but it works, try it for your self and see. i also recomend pellet guns for the giant fuckers, shoes dont cut it with them, your liable to just piss them off that way, then they kill you in your sleep.

 

[CoolWaterz]

I dont know if you seen my post about spiders in the crab thread but it has a few pointers, heres what i posted


Spiders, i cant fucking stand them, i aint afraid of them but i hate them with a passion, sometimes when i kill them i leave them smashed on the wall as a warning to the other spiders, your gonna call me a retard but it works, try it for your self and see. i also recomend pellet guns for the giant fuckers, shoes dont cut it with them, your liable to just piss them off that way, then they kill you in your sleep.

you sick sick bastards..
i got through the night. No sight of him yet. I will not proceed to vacuum underneath my bed and if i dont vacuum that fuck up, i will search under every item i have laying around my room. They love to hide under shit and jump out at you when you move it.

When i find it, i will slam it with my shoe, and slam it at least 5 more times to watch its legs slowly drift apart and die. I feel no guilt when killing a spider. Its me or him. Kill or be killed. For all i know its poisonous with that big fucking sack they all have and will bite me if i dont squash it first!

 

[KAMIKAZI]

My state is the home of the brown recluse, most poisonous spider. Though I am a million times bigger I'm afraid of it.

 

[Duke]

Spiders don't tend to crawl into the bed with you. He was probably passing through.

 

[PELLA]

youre not suppose to kill spiders, they helped Jesus carry his cross.

 

[PuffnScruff]

youre not suppose to kill spiders, they helped Jesus carry his cross.

i thought the spiders spun jesus clothes out of their webs

 

[EDouble]

youre not suppose to kill spiders, they helped Jesus carry his cross.

LMAO

 

[Scoobyffc]

lmao

I hate spiders too, shit, but I used to trap some brown ones to donate to this place when they extract the poison. To make antidotes.

what about snakes ? I uses to have panic on snakes, but my friend has 4 snakes, and its great, they're wierd though
but its amazing how they move and act... and when they eat those little hamsters, lmao its awesome

 

[k69atie]

spiders don't bother me if i see one in the bath etc i pick it up and put it out the window, it is cockroaches i hate!! luckily i don't see many of them over here

 

[Chronic]

They kill insects which I fucking hate, therefore spiders are :thumb:

 

[PELLA]

i thought the spiders spun jesus clothes out of their webs

naw, they hooked him up with carrying that cross. Thats why youre not suppose to kill spiders...theyre down with jesus. No joke. Its in the bible somewhere.

 

[Shahin]

Spiders creep me out, something about the way they move makes my skin crawl and when they just sit still they look so nasty they almost make me throw up. Good thing we don't get the big ones in Sweden, I would never sleep if we did.

 

[PELLA]

^ haha ya i feel ya

 

[Tru Principle]

I like them

 

[CoolWaterz]

Good news: The spider was found in the corner of my room like we all knew he would be, right by my shoe. Fucker was probably scheming of a plot to go inside my shoe and bite my foot when i put it on.

My mother was looking for something in my room when she discovered him. She must like killing them cause she didnt even bother using a shoe, just squashed it with a bunch of tissues. Hes now peacefully sleeping in a sewer .