I Fucking Hate Poker

[AmerikazMost]

I'm damn good, but I have the worst fucking luck. Tonight, I went all in with pocket 10's (was low stack), and the guy who called me had K-J. First card: K, so I'm thinking, "Fuck!" Second card: 10. Hit my trips. Hell yeah. The next three cards: 9-7-8. Fucking runner-runner-runner-runner straight.

The other day, someone went all-in after the flop. I had pocket hearts (including the A) with two hearts on the board, so I call. The turn: 5 of clubs, so he hits two pair, Q's and 5's. The river: 5 of hearts. I hit the nut flush, he hits the runner-runner full boat. Decimated me.

Shit like that happens to me EVERY game. Fuck poker.:fury:

 

[Fataldawg]

I assume you were playin online, right? Weird shit happens online.. I usually just play $5 sit and go's at Poker Stars.. People play crazy as hell.. I dont even really try to bluff that much online as I do in a real life game unless i really think i can pull it off, cuz someone will usually call you down to the river.

Bad beats suck..

 

[AmerikazMost]

^ No, I play live.

 

[Cheesyphily16]

Online poker is fuckin scandalous.

 

[_carmi]

partypoker

 

[jbrolax]

I came in hear expecting a rant about Poker on TV....

WHY THE FUCK IS POKER ON ESPN2 ALL DAY?
Do people really watch that? Fuckin play it....

 

[Jibster]

I love poker.

I was playing monday night and couldn't catch a hand for 2hrs+ so i shoved it all in with 6 - 2 off suit. No-one calls so i flip them over and take the blinds. Then everyone starts sayin i'm gonna get it etc for that. Next hand A-J off suit. All in again, 3 callers. Flop comes 3-J-Q followed by an Ace on the turn, boom, quick triple up.

Then next hand i get pocket Qs, all in, 2 callers and managed to dodge their cards and took the pot. Ended up winning that night all thanks to flippin that 6-2 offsuit!

 

[PuffnScruff]

i would put all of you over my knee and spank you like a red headed step child, in texas hold em

 

[Illuminattile]

This one guy I play against always get pocket Aces, usually when I have a killer hand. The only time I've ever hit four of a kind, he hit four Aces. It happens every time we play, without fail. It's ridiculous, and it plays on my mind.

 

[S. Fourteen]

I came in hear expecting a rant about Poker on TV....

WHY THE FUCK IS POKER ON ESPN2 ALL DAY?
Do people really watch that? Fuckin play it....

the best way to learn is watching Celebrity Poker on Bravo

 

[jbrolax]

I know how to play, i dont want to learn, and i most definaltly dont want to watch some hammers playing it in vegas, just because. Ive seen many things on espn that are way more interesting then poker, for instance Jump Rope, shits crazy

RUN ON SENTANCE....hel yeh

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ or those huge Polish guys chopping logs for whatever reason.

 

[Fataldawg]

If you really want to get ya game up read:

The SuperSystem 1 and 2 by Doyle (The Man) Brunson
Caros Book Of Tells by Mike Caro
Sklanski On Poker by David Sklanski

If you just skim thru those, itll improve your game GREATLY.

Remember, position is important!

 

[radkin]

I love poker me and my boys play one a week, it's a right laugh, my lucks been down recently but I take a lot of chances so I suppose that's what you get.

 

[jbrolax]

^ or those huge Polish guys chopping logs for whatever reason.

I love that strong man shit(no homo), cause everytime i watch i hope i witness a guys arms rip off....

Hell even womens billards is better...

 

[Little Skittle]

i had a full boat the the same card that made my boat gave this dude a straight flush....but this story is better...

my brother went all in with pocket queens and my other brother called...with pocket queens....one of them ended up catching the flush

 

[AmerikazMost]

^ that sucks

My one friend got put all in and he had pocket 6's, so he called. The other guy had pocket tens. My other friend, who folded to the bet, started laughing his ass off. Why? Because he had pocket 6's too. So the first guy was drawing dead even before the flop.

If you really want to get ya game up read:

The SuperSystem 1 and 2 by Doyle (The Man) Brunson
Caros Book Of Tells by Mike Caro
Sklanski On Poker by David Sklanski

If you just skim thru those, itll improve your game GREATLY.

Remember, position is important!

I don't need to read anything. I need a rabbit's foot or a four leaf clover or some shit.


Playing again tonight :fury:

 

[AmerikazMost]

won $20

 

[UnCommon]

Suck it upppp

U gotta play enough and eventually the odds will be rite there with you, sure we get bad beats sometimes but it'll all come back once u keep playing, good luck

oh yah & fuck online poker

 

[haunted]

Im probably the best poker player in the world. But i prefer blackjack, im so good at blackjack ive been kicked out of 4 casinos for 'counting cards' i dont count cards though, i dont think im smart enough but im good at that shit. Come in with 5 grand and leave with 50.