I fucking hate Oprah

[Chronic]

She can't let anyone finish a damn sentence. She always has to interrupt them and give her 2 cents and make sure all eyes are on her.
She brings in people to talk about their experience but still Oprah manages to tell half of the story and interrupt them with shitty useless questions.
"What would you tell him if you the chance to talk to him?"
"How could you? You kidnapped me, made my children think I was dead, raped.."
"How old are your children?"

What the fuck bitch, you ask her a question, let her reply and don't interrupt her while she's telling millions of people her story of how she was kidnapped and raped.

And why the hell does she bring in an expert if she's going to dominate the conversation anyway?

There's a time to tell jokes and that time is not when someone is talking about a horrible experience. No matter what happened to the person, Oprah constantly makes jokes.

If someone makes a smart comment she'll later use it as if it were her own words (and even worse the audience will them applaud 'her' smart comment).

Whenever any kind of addiction is mentioned she has to mention that she was addicted to food. WE FUCKING KNOW YOU WERE, WE HAVE EYES. Being addicted to meth is a little different from stuffing cookies down your throat because you have no self-control.

Also hate those hysterical women that scream when she comes on, laugh at every lame joke she makes and clap at any retarded comment she makes.

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[Bobby Sands]

I hate those thick bitches in the audience that start crying when someone tells a story or sumthin.

 

[Beautiful Angel]

i've never watched her show, she annoys me enough when she's on other ppls shows

 

[Duke]

hahahaha. youre half right and half ranting. i give you the pigeon award.

 

[PuffnScruff]

your watching oprah why...?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Lmao, so true.

 

[Bobby Sands]

You'd still hit it though.

 

[Tru Principle]

Accomplish half what she's accomplished, give back to the community half of what she's given, then comment on her show.

 

[Devious]

but she does what she does for herself, not for other people. She's an attention whore and tries to make things all about her instead of her guests. If she gives back to the community, she makes sure everyone hears about it so they can say, "oh look at that, Oprah is helping out", therefore taking all the attention for herself. Most celebrities help out charities and causes like that but do it privately so it's not all about them.

 

[Bachaveli]

I see what you saying.

A lot of reality TV show hosts do similar stuff too.

She does get carry away sometimes when she interrupts someone she gets carry away with her laughter which leads to some other joke she eventually brings up and in bout 4mins later 'anyway' shit she drops in and lets them continue their story.

 

[Bachaveli]

Accomplish half what she's accomplished, give back to the community half of what she's given, then comment on her show.

This kinda comments dont make sense to me.

Is he saying anything 'I'm richer then oprah'? he simply saying he doesnt like some of her habits if you will of her. what her succes has to do with his opinion. abviously he aint that big as oprah. just because she all big that doesnt give me or anybody else right to make critism on her or comment on her? do i need to have big money to express my opinion over someone who has money and succes? think about it. bullshit you saying.

 

[bigmack]

she is still fat

 

[PuffnScruff]

she looks like e.t.

 

[Tru Principle]

This kinda comments dont make sense to me.

Is he saying anything 'I'm richer then oprah'? he simply saying he doesnt like some of her habits if you will of her. what her succes has to do with his opinion. abviously he aint that big as oprah. just because she all big that doesnt give me or anybody else right to make critism on her or comment on her? do i need to have big money to express my opinion over someone who has money and succes? think about it. bullshit you saying.

You still mad girl?:laugh:

 

[bigmack]

LMAO,he spits the truth


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Why do women love Oprah Winfrey so much? This is the question men have wondered since the dawn of Oprah's empire. Many of you may have bought Oprah's story, that she's just a kind, giving woman, but I know better. Women and fruitcakes watch Oprah seeing her kind acts to people in need, and want to be like her. They listen to her every word and worship her. They pay top dollar for tickets just to see the legend in person. Well, you may say that it's no big deal, but, if you look at the facts you'll see the truth.The scientists and reporters here at Greg corp. have been researching Oprah for several years now. They have worked day in and day out trying to discover Oprah's hold on the women of America. Last month they came to a conclusion and the results where stunning. They had uncovered Oprah's dark secret....she is an alien dictatress trying to take over the world through our women and feminine men. I bet most of you believe I'm some kind of psycho but look at the facts, man, look at the facts!! Oprah started her rein of terror in 1986. She got into the harts of our woman through touching stories. She showed extreme generosity with her money and this kindness earned her our women's trust. So once she had thier undivided attention she starrted training her army. She lost hundreds of pounds if not thousands, encouraging our woman to train and workout "for themselves". This is when our men stopped caring, their woman were looking better and better so they turned a blind eye to the terrorist's plan. Men no longer bothered wondering why the women loved Oprah, and stopped watching it to figure that out. With the men off her back, Oprah started phase three. She had theire trust and had a serious traning program. She then started hypnotyzing the women with her super powers. She started showing them how dumb men were in subtle ways. Brought in experts like Doctor Phill to fix our women's flaws and has almost completed her evil plan. She'll tell the women men are not necassary in sexual pleasure and will create a race of nothing but lesbians like herself. I predict she'll soon introduce shooting practice shows, and then call on her army to kill thier husbands, boyfriends, fathers, etc after taking thier sperm to be altered only so that girls are born.. She will then tell the remaining world that she is now our ruler. She'll finish off the rest of our men then use our beloved planet earth for her factories where our women will be enslaved. This will not be the end however, for she wants to rule all the universe. She will undoubtedly launch campaigns in many other planets. I advise all men to take cover NOW. All women who have been able to resist the demon and those who have just realized must start planning to kill Oprah. NO ONE IS SAFE. THIS IS NOT A TEST...EVERYONE HIDE IN THEIR BOMBSHELTERS. Oprah can not be killed easily!!
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[Bachaveli]

You still mad girl?:laugh:

Still? mad? and me girl? come on man dont be silly.

 

[Maverick]

I see what you saying.

A lot of reality TV show hosts do similar stuff too.

She does get carry away sometimes when she interrupts someone she gets carry away with her laughter which leads to some other joke she eventually brings up and in bout 4mins later 'anyway' shit she drops in and lets them continue their story.

truueeeeeeee

lol @ Chronic... half agreed

pz.

 

[RFTP]

I actually like her shows and think she is one of the better hosts on TV.

She has some very interesting shows!


Go Oprah.

Chronic is mad cause he prolly thought he could watch Oprah while beeing high.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

montel and mr orielly are 4 times worse tho


i hate when montel ask the person to tell their story.. then he cuts them off and explains the 3 words the person just said lmao

 

[PuffnScruff]

these talk show hosts dont have an unlimited amount of time. if you really pay attention you will see it with pretty much all tv hosts. even jay leno.