I Fuckin Hate Cereal Boxes

[KAMIKAZI]

So I wake up, hungry, anticipating a bowl of Strawberry Blasted Honeycomb cereal when I catch a glimpse of the back of the cereal box...

... oh my God, why the fuck do the cereal companies feel the need to put gay ass characters on their cereal boxes? Are they trying to piss me off? I mean seriously, I lost count of how many times I've been pissed off at a cereal box, enough is enough. I've decided to take matters into my own hands.

Well, there you have it. Whether it be Post, General Mills, Kelloggs, doesn't matter, I'm not going to purchase your product if you attempt to sneak characters with abnormally large mouths or anything of that nature onto your cereal boxes. And if any slip through, I'll proceed to burn them which would hopefully lead into my house burning down and a fatass lawsuit.

 

[PuffnScruff]

when did mark deez become a poster child for cereal boxes?

did you burn that inside?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

did you burn that inside?

Yes, yes I did.

 

[LesanePCrooks96]

LMFAO

fuckin little kids suck, so i understand ur rage.

howd ur parents like the new floor color? pz

 

[Dante]

...why?

 

[Jeremy]

lmfao. You're crazy man. :laugh:

 

[westside01]

Muhahaha. Burn baby burn!

 

[SiGh]

Kami, switch generic brand, they too poor to draw shit on the back n etc. Gotta love generic. :thumb:



And you burned the cereal too? Or just the box?
Your mama git mad?
Was doug angry?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

howd ur parents like the new floor color?

The floor is fine.

...why?

Because I had to.

Kami, switch generic brand, they too poor to draw shit on the back n etc. Gotta love generic. :thumb:

We normally get generic, we only get brand name when it's on sale.

And you burned the cereal too? Or just the box?

Box.

Your mama git mad?

First thing she said when she got in the door was "What did you burn?"... she could already smell it... yes she was mad, no I don't care that she was mad. I'll continue to start cereal boxes on fire.

Was doug angry?

Doug helped by punching out the smoke detectors that went off.

 

[Fataldawg]

Kami, switch generic brand, they too poor to draw shit on the back n etc. Gotta love generic. :thumb:

lol @ "fruity O's" and "marshmellows and stars"

 

[S O F I]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!


LOL at Diaz punching out the metal detectors.

 

[ill-matic]

should have recycled that shit.

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

Its all about Frosted Flakes!! Tony the tigers the real og!!

 

[SiGh]

^tony spit on me once

 

[PuffnScruff]

tony didnt spit on you sigh, you two made out, i saw it at that party, you took him to the back room and had crazy tiger love with him



can you guys burn that green bucket next?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

can you guys burn that green bucket next?

Then we wouldn't have anything to put out the fire.

 

[PuffnScruff]

just step on it, or throw some dirt on top of it, im sure there is plenty of dirt laying around.

 

[THA_DAN]

Can't Get Enough Of My Sugar Crisp

 

[Jibster]

LMAO! Funny ass thread! I think you should have a Cereal Box Sacrifice. You can pour a ring of petrol around a load of boxes then set them alight! Be sure to put the fire out with milk once everything is burnt. Up the pics too. :thumb:

 

[V@PoR]

^^ haha, "Cereal Box Sacrifice"