I find this funny, sorry

[Chronic]

lol at this reckless bitch making her husband take the fall for it so she doesn't look like a complete fucking hypocrite for railing against mike vick.

:X
dumbass?

 

[Preach]

Note that not one cat was injured. Cats win.

In the dog vs. cat debate, nobody's really debating which animal will outlive the other, which one will win a duel, or which one can survive the highest fall. Like, when I say I'm a dog person and you say you're a cat person, I guess we're talking about which animal we'd prefer to have as a pet, right? Cats lose cause they are fucking assholes.

 

[Casey]

Cats > Dogs

 

[ArtsyGirl]

In the dog vs. cat debate, nobody's really debating which animal will outlive the other, which one will win a duel, or which one can survive the highest fall. Like, when I say I'm a dog person and you say you're a cat person, I guess we're talking about which animal we'd prefer to have as a pet, right? Cats lose cause they are fucking assholes.

I take all considerations into account, such as which animal can make that impossible jump, which animal can attack a small child and it still be considered "cute" rather than "vicious", which animal takes care of itself yet still provides class A entertainment.. and so on. Really I love both, I have two cats so it kinda means I lean towards the feline range but I've noticed everytime I am around peoples dog it stinks.. My cats don't have that problem.

My cat Loki has the most versatile personality of any animal I've ever known. He can be a complete sook, he drags around this little toy fish on a rope with a stick on the end whenever he feels lonely or just upset. I put him in "time out" once when he came out he walked to the middle of the room looked at me, when no attention was given he went and found his fish and dragged it to the middle of the room. He has nightly lap cat moments. He can be a complete psycho, running top speed around the house losing his grip on his back legs to the point he's running sideways. He loves chasing the red dot (without it becoming addictive like the dogs get, coz he's smart like that).. I realise this has been a long ass post about a cat but all the same, I like that cats can be assholes but in my experience you get a range of behaviours that keep it interesting..

 

[Bobby Sands]

I take all considerations into account, such as which animal can make that impossible jump, which animal can attack a small child and it still be considered "cute" rather than "vicious", which animal takes care of itself yet still provides class A entertainment.. and so on. Really I love both, I have two cats so it kinda means I lean towards the feline range but I've noticed everytime I am around peoples dog it stinks.. My cats don't have that problem.

My cat Loki has the most versatile personality of any animal I've ever known. He can be a complete sook, he drags around this little toy fish on a rope with a stick on the end whenever he feels lonely or just upset. I put him in "time out" once when he came out he walked to the middle of the room looked at me, when no attention was given he went and found his fish and dragged it to the middle of the room. He has nightly lap cat moments. He can be a complete psycho, running top speed around the house losing his grip on his back legs to the point he's running sideways. He loves chasing the red dot (without it becoming addictive like the dogs get, coz he's smart like that).. I realise this has been a long ass post about a cat but all the same, I like that cats can be assholes but in my experience you get a range of behaviours that keep it interesting..

i own a golden retriever dog and 4 cats and for me the dog is far nice than the cats. I guess it depends on the breed of dog. some cats are nice but most of them are just selfish brats that go around killing the baby swallows that have nested in my garage or snatching and eating the baby rabbits from their burrow out the back of my house. I tried to get the babies out of the cats mouth but it just wouldnt let go and ran off under a hedge. I can still hear the screams of the little rabbits to this day. i hope your happy that you have reminded me of this :*(

 

[Duke]

i own a golden retriever dog and 4 cats and for me the dog is far nice than the cats. I guess it depends on the breed of dog. some cats are nice but most of them are just selfish brats that go around killing the baby swallows that have nested in my garage or snatching and eating the baby rabbits from their burrow out the back of my house. I tried to get the babies out of the cats mouth but it just wouldnt let go and ran off under a hedge. I can still hear the screams of the little rabbits to this day. i hope your happy that you have reminded me of this :*(

/comfort


I don't mind cats being assholes. It's an animal.

 

[Flipmo]

My Cat Kobie is aware of his large body size. He uses it as an advantage when he plays with my other cats.

For example, he will literally sit on the other cat to keep him pinned ... and you know the other cat isn't happy cause he keeps biting his ass, but fatness doesn't forgive people, it doesn't forgive.

 

[Duke]

Kobie the wrestler.

Flip, we should start "Cat wrestling" on tv. :thumb: We can dress up overweight cats in glitter outfits and watch them do some wrestlin', y'all!

 

[Bobby Sands]

/comfort


I don't mind cats being assholes. It's an animal.

i know. its their instinct but that incident with the baby rabbits was just horrible.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

i own a golden retriever dog and 4 cats and for me the dog is far nice than the cats. I guess it depends on the breed of dog. some cats are nice but most of them are just selfish brats that go around killing the baby swallows that have nested in my garage or snatching and eating the baby rabbits from their burrow out the back of my house. I tried to get the babies out of the cats mouth but it just wouldnt let go and ran off under a hedge. I can still hear the screams of the little rabbits to this day. i hope your happy that you have reminded me of this :*(

I am. Made my day. :lol:

Just incase this in some way reminds you of another traumatic experience, both my cats stay inside for the very reason I know Loki would murder anything with a heartbeat (besides humans in most cases)

 

[_streethop101]

My cat Loki has the most versatile personality of any animal I've ever known. He can be a complete sook, he drags around this little toy fish on a rope with a stick on the end whenever he feels lonely or just upset.

Your cat is mentally retarded.

Kobie the wrestler.

Flip, we should start "Cat wrestling" on tv. :thumb: We can dress up overweight cats in glitter outfits and watch them do some wrestlin', y'all!

Like, Mike Vick. If he were a total pussy.


Cats < Dogs

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Your cat is mentally retarded.

Very possible.. He has some kind of maternal instinct for this fish, here it is green with orange face:

Duke .. Count Loki in, he already has the head gear..

 

[_streethop101]

Hahahahaha, omg, omg, it wears a helmet and dresses in plastic bags. Your cat is definitely mentally retarded.
Dogs > Mentally retarded cats > Normal Cats.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Yes cos playing in bags = mental retardation..

Loki > You.

 

[_streethop101]

You're in MR Denial for your cat...

Don't worry, my puppy is mentally retarded, also.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

It is not his mental state I am in denial of but your evidence to which you are basing your analysis on. My cat loves bags, he hides in them, we can even swing him around in one and when he was in one we hung it (the bag) from the door.

His fish..

 

[Flipmo]

omg omg Artistic, Loki rocks. LOL

 

[Da_Funk]

Yes cos playing in bags = mental retardation..

Loki > You.

lawl catz > dogz. lulz im thirteen harhar

 

[Bobby Sands]

yea Loki is a nice cat but id rather my dog anyday

 

[S O F I]

you'd rather your dog WHAT...you sick bastard.