I Feel Really Bad (Sexual)

Eric

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I swear this story isn't for comedic purposes, but I know some people will laugh regardless.

Tonight I was with a very nice girl who is also a closet freak I guess you could say. She doesn't look it, but she loves to do all of those freaky things you see in pornos. You know? One of those types of girls. Well anyway, I remember having a talk with her awhile back on the phone about giving head..how she loves to swallow or sometimes take a facial. I had never given a girl a facial, most girls swallow that I know. Well tonight I asked her if she wanted to do what she talked about on the phone that night. Needless to say, I did it and it was all over her face and her hair. After I was done, I don't know why, but I felt extremely bad about it. She said she liked it so why am I feeling as though I degraded her? I've thought about it all night and it bothers me. :(
 
Big Easy said:
I swear this story isn't for comedic purposes, but I know some people will laugh regardless.

Tonight I was with a very nice girl who is also a closet freak I guess you could say. She doesn't look it, but she loves to do all of those freaky things you see in pornos. You know? One of those types of girls. Well anyway, I remember having a talk with her awhile back on the phone about giving head..how she loves to swallow or sometimes take a facial. I had never given a girl a facial, most girls swallow that I know. Well tonight I asked her if she wanted to do what she talked about on the phone that night. Needless to say, I did it and it was all over her face and her hair. After I was done, I don't know why, but I felt extremely bad about it. She said she liked it so why am I feeling as though I degraded her? I've thought about it all night and it bothers me. :(
:confused::confused::confused: lmfaoooo...





oh yeah lmfao at your sig.........lmfao
 
Why should you feel bad about it if she wanted it, I don't get it. You shouldn't feel sorry if she was the one asking for it. Oh and one thing Big E, a friend once told me:

Never fall in love with a girl that throbbles your dick like a professional.

Make sure it never happens, and that's for everyone one on this board who wants or needs the advice. I guess my friend knew so much about these type of girls he realized it wasn't worth it staying with them a long time or staying with them period. The thing about your story is that she seems like a very nice girl, so I don't get it why she's freaky as you said and why you did it in the first place if it now bothers you. But if you now think about it, it's all history my friend.

Peace
 
Big Easy said:
I swear this story isn't for comedic purposes, but I know some people will laugh regardless.

Tonight I was with a very nice girl who is also a closet freak I guess you could say. She doesn't look it, but she loves to do all of those freaky things you see in pornos. You know? One of those types of girls. Well anyway, I remember having a talk with her awhile back on the phone about giving head..how she loves to swallow or sometimes take a facial. I had never given a girl a facial, most girls swallow that I know. Well tonight I asked her if she wanted to do what she talked about on the phone that night. Needless to say, I did it and it was all over her face and her hair. After I was done, I don't know why, but I felt extremely bad about it. She said she liked it so why am I feeling as though I degraded her? I've thought about it all night and it bothers me. :(

Reminds me of a certain Ali G episode. That's more amusing, I am laughing regardless. Is that what you mean?
 
Not only did you degrade her, but you degraded yourself. In fact, you've degraded everyone on this board. I'll have to clean my face off just reading this.
 
saltynuts said:
You did degrade her and she loves being degraded, she loves being a piece of shit whore for just a little while.

*Salutes Big E*

It is is so obvious that salty had the lotion & tissues out while typing this....
 
big salute, now knock down a few beers and youll feel fine... actually, ive done the same kind of thing, i always feel like i degrade girls when they choke on my dick or something like that, it happends oh well, lol, good thread tho lmao
 
Big Easy said:
YO I KNOW CUM GOT ON HER HANDS. I remember her saying she was wet, I hope she didnt touch herself god damnit.

you have no problem lettin her swollow it but u sorrow cause she got some on her hands? :confused:
 
Jump Off said:
atleast you didn't like punch her in the face or something.


after it happened you should have said "can I get you something, napkin?"

lmao.. one time when i was gettin head the girl offered me a napkin for the rest of the mess that didnt make it to her mouth and face... after i cleaned up a lil, i left the napkin sit there and her dog ran and dragged it out into the living room, i think her mom found it and threw it in the trash....
 
Maverick said:
lmao.. one time when i was gettin head the girl offered me a napkin for the rest of the mess that didnt make it to her mouth and face... after i cleaned up a lil, i left the napkin sit there and her dog ran and dragged it out into the living room, i think her mom found it and threw it in the trash....

lol damn.... i used to clean up after i busted a nut with some underwear or a towel, then give my girl the same underwear/towel to clean herself with lol.

thinkin about it now, that shit was cold. lol.
 

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