I Challenge You To Answer These Questions!!!!!!

[Shot 21]

Okay here we go:

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

Can you cry under water?

Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?

How come Tarzan didnt have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when a baddie throws a gun at him?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in "lisp"?

Whats the speed of dark?

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Why do banks charge a fee for insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay it?

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every couple of hours?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room while you change when they are going to see you naked anyway?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Why is an actor "in" a movie, but "on" TV?

Can you still get cornered if you are in a round room?

Why dont birds fall out of trees when they are asleep ?

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?

Why is it called a "building" if it is already built?

If you were travelling at the speed of sound, and you turned on the radio, would you be able to hear it?

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?

Why is it called a TV set when there is only one of it?

Why do the speedometers on cars go up to speeds that are completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

Once you make it to Heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the clothes you were buried in?


Okay now see how many you can answer?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Not all of them evolved?

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

We? Speak for yourself.

Can you cry under water?

Why not?

Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Non-stick surface I guess.

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?

Too many big words.

How come Tarzan didnt have a beard?

Fictional Character.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when a baddie throws a gun at him?

Fictional Character.

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Maybe to avoid getting hurt before they commited suicide.

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in "lisp"?

Funny.

Whats the speed of dark?

Darkness is present wherever light isn't, it doesn't move.

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?

No is my guess.

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?

zOMG BIG WORDS.

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Well, if it were 0 degrees Fahrenheit for example, change it to Celsius, then divide, then change it back to Fahrenheit. zOMGVIOLA.

Why do banks charge a fee for insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay it?

For profit maybe?

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?

Untrue, I don't get anyone's help.

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

...

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Sounds alot tougher to make a round box.

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?

It just happened like that.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every couple of hours?

Because they think it wooks so sweet when a baby sweeps. Awwww...

Fuck babies.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?

So they can see things from an aerial view.

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room while you change when they are going to see you naked anyway?

Maybe it's more comfortable that way.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

I don't know why they don't just create more money.

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

www.google.com

Why is an actor "in" a movie, but "on" TV?

Proper English.

Can you still get cornered if you are in a round room?

Yea, just not literally in a corner.

Why dont birds fall out of trees when they are asleep ?

Maybe they're holding on tight? I don't know.

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?

Color.

Why is it called a "building" if it is already built?

Because that's what it's called, God these questions are retarded.

If you were travelling at the speed of sound, and you turned on the radio, would you be able to hear it?

Probably not.

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?

The light would probably smack into the windshield.

Why is it called a TV set when there is only one of it?

FUCKIN GAY QUESTIONS.

Why do the speedometers on cars go up to speeds that are completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

What do you want them to do, leave the rest blank?

Once you make it to Heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the clothes you were buried in?

No, you get a white robe and a halo.

 

[keco52]

school out soo soon Kami??? *tsk tsk

 

[SiGh]

edit

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

Okay here we go:

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

the apes humans evolved from no longer exist, they were upright walking apes called australopithicus(spelling is wrong)

Whats the speed of dark?

no such thing because dark is the reult of no light, dark is not emitted its just what things look like without light


If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

undefined mathematically, but i think an answer exists

If you were travelling at the speed of sound, and you turned on the radio, would you be able to hear it?

yes, although some frequencies are hard to pick up UHF and VHF waves are highly audible, the sound waves are emitted in the cockpit and stay in the cockpit so the soundwaves are traveling the sound of speed sqaured which is 763 sqaured, although sound speed varies the higher in the stmosphere you get. im assuming youre talking about traveling in a jet.

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
how would you travel that fast in a car? but if you did the beams would retract and surround the car but you wouldnt know it, nothing is visible at lightspeed anyways


Okay now see how many you can answer?

I've always wondered about silicon based life but wouldnt know how to ask the question.

Kamikazi is wrong about the radio thing LOL, but good thinking with the zero degrees thing i think that would work.

my question is, how come at home depot and lowes the always have tons of handicap parking up front, ive never seen someone comeout with a 2X4 on there shouler in a wheelchair.

 

[SiGh]

Okay here we go:

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Not al ove them are evolved.

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

those two connections have very little to do with the question itself, so reword it!

Can you cry under water?
Yes you can.

Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube?
When i worked for elmer's glue back in 92, I used to be a part of the package making materials, a light permanant mist would be sprayed so the glue does NOT stick

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?
I worked in Texas back in 94, and NOT all needles are sterile but the ones they use "sterile" come like that in the package, they DO NOT make unsterile needles. and safety reasons, what if i prick myself accidentally..while doing the process

How come Tarzan didnt have a beard?
the bamboo that tar, uses every morning causes the beard to slow in its growth and causes the hair to be very frail, rubbing it takes it off, also cuz its fictional

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when a baddie throws a gun at him?
reflex, its in everybody, but when he stops the bullet he knows what he is doing, also cuz its fictional.

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
just incase they fail the mission, when they eject they make sure nothing happens to them so they can finish the job in the future.

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in "lisp"?
Edward G. Herman, google him there is a long explanation for his reasons.

Whats the speed of dark?
proven fact by the california tech school that the speed of dark is almost exactly the same as speed of light, call CalTech for research papers

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?
No because there are too many to make and because ive been to many of them and have not seen any

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?
Depending on what you actually send, mostly likely vaccuumed packaging. google it..ive seen it b4.

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
-32

Why do banks charge a fee for insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay it?
because they know in 99 percent of cases you will somehow find a way to pay it back, and or will get sued if not. and also bcuz they gotta make money too

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?
helping others

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
there is no level, it is how the rich folks and the upper society and medi sees them as.

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
because it started in italy, the original square boxes are easier made in bulk than it is circle ones. and also because the circle pizza were made by hand b4 and the diameter was not scaled perfectly at all times

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?
the original idea recorded was written in 1946 my Sam R. Samsonite, so it was not that we put man on moon first

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every couple of hours?
it comes from the idea that while the world/and or u is working hard thruout the day and etc, a baby can be found sleeping peacefully but the way it looks

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?
curiousity caused a uprise in binos in the late 18s

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room while you change when they are going to see you naked anyway?
so you can hide your dirty underwear and also so the patient doesnt feel uncomfortable and think the doctor is getting free porn with the high salary.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
its all there politics, dont believe everything you read

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
its like copyrighting the word the. find out why

Why is an actor "in" a movie, but "on" TV?
bcuz when you change the channel, the actor is no long IN the tv but was on the screen and left. but when you rent that movie or not he will alwayz be IN that movie.

Can you still get cornered if you are in a round room?
depends, on how many people are cornering you, technically no, but is there is more than one person, then the other person on the left and right are used has a cornering device which makes the question's answer be yes

Why dont birds fall out of trees when they are asleep ?
thats like saying why dont people fall off beds, they do.

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?
the fruit was recorded in the 14th century whereas the color was in the 17th. so the fruit

Why is it called a "building" if it is already built?
Complicated fact, look for the studies of Oracle James Hensly he has the answer.

If you were travelling at the speed of sound, and you turned on the radio, would you be able to hear it?
yes, proven fact by CalTech

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
Speed of light 2x, proven by CalTech in '79

Why is it called a TV set when there is only one of it?
similar reason to why its called: MISSile, if its meant to hit things.

Why do the speedometers on cars go up to speeds that are completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?
NOT everywhere it is illegal, and cars are used for other reasons than just normal everyday use, and everysingle car can pass its speedometer limit, so the car is capable.

Once you make it to Heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the clothes you were buried in?
No one can answer this question, its not possible


Okay now see how many you can answer?

All of them, die.

 

[Salar]

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Isn't it called natural selection. Depending on the environment and geographics of things. Same reason why humans are black, white and asian.

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat? It's not so much that pressing harder that matters it's the fact that we press longer. Meaning there is a higher chance of it reaching the reciever

Can you cry under water? just like you can sweat under water (the answer is yes)

Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube?
because the tube prevents the glue from drying and it only sticks when it dries...
Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?
Because using used needles is just wrong. What would happen if somebody else pricks themself with that needle while trying to execute him.

How come Tarzan didnt have a beard? FICTIONAL CHARACTER (plus, maybe he learnt to shave

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when a baddie throws a gun at him? BECAUSE SUPERMAN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU MORON

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Well along with the helmets there were oxygen masks, they didn't want to faint from the lack of oxygen... that way they wouldn't have hit targets
Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in "lisp"?
Same motherfucker that made abbreviate such a long fucking word

Whats the speed of dark?
0 - speed of light

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?
yes they're called normal car park spots

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?
why would u wrap it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
if the tempreture is 20 now, and it will be twice as hot tomorrow... 40 does not mean it's twice as hot. Just because we gave tempretures numbers does not mean that it's a correct unit of measurement. 0 degrees what... farrenhight or celsius.. Both would give u a different answer, yet neither of them would be right.

Why do banks charge a fee for insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay it?
It's called extra paperwork. You'd eventually pay it back

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?
Helping the one's u can't help

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
should be considered a leader

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?
shit happens i guess.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every couple of hours?
because when a baby actually does sleep it's so peaceful and trying to wake it by loud noise is more difficult than u think

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?
they get a different perspective of things

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room while you change when they are going to see you naked anyway?
maybe you have to get rid of a hard on.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
The patent office
Why is an actor "in" a movie, but "on" TV?
because a movie is on tv.
Can you still get cornered if you are in a round room?

Why dont birds fall out of trees when they are asleep ?

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?
The colour dumbass, we labelled an orange an orange when we saw that it is an orange colour

Why is it called a "building" if it is already built?
same reason why con and pro are opposite each other which means congress and progress are opposite each other

If you were travelling at the speed of sound, and you turned on the radio, would you be able to hear it?


If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
nothing, you'd be travelling with your headlights thus meaning it won't make a difference

Why is it called a TV set when there is only one of it?


Why do the speedometers on cars go up to speeds that are completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?
Just incase u decide to do the car up.
plus speed is more attractive to a buyer

Once you make it to Heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the clothes you were buried in?
Who says that heaven exists. And even so...
who says we're wearing clothes
Okay now see how many you can answer?

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

All of them, die.

90% of those are wrong.

 

[SiGh]

90% of those are wrong.

prove me wrong. until then die.

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

prove me wrong. until then die.

all the apes evolved, the apes that still exist are a totally different type of ape, all the australeopithacus's evolved. or died.

 

[SiGh]

all the a pes evolved, the apes that still exist are a totally different type of ape, all the australeopithacus's evolved. or died.

prove it. thats not proving. back it by facts..and if you do..ill retract my statement.

and also thats just 1 question.

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

prove it. thats not proving. back it by facts..and if you do..ill retract my statement.

and also thats just 1 question.

i dont need to prove it when this information is learned in highschool classes and is on the discovery channel every week and is easily accesible on the internet.

 

[Cooper]

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
if the tempreture is 20 now, and it will be twice as hot tomorrow... 40 does not mean it's twice as hot. Just because we gave tempretures numbers does not mean that it's a correct unit of measurement. 0 degrees what... farrenhight or celsius.. Both would give u a different answer, yet neither of them would be right.

I'm pretty sure Kelvin is a linear scale....40 Kelvin is twice as hot as 20 (C is the same but offset)

0 (i assume you're using celsius) = 273.15 K
273.15 / 2 = 136.57 ish K

or -136.57 C

Why is an actor "in" a movie, but "on" TV?

He's also in a TV Show. He's on the big screen. Bad comparison.

 

[SiGh]

i dont need to prove it when this information is learned in highschool classes and is on the discovery channel every week and is easily accesible on the internet.

in high school they told me columbus found america. they told me g. washington was the first president. they told me during a nuclear attack i should get under my seat and take cover. they told me i wouldnt live past 20. they said i wouldnt be sucessful.

dont believe everything they tell ya.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

i wouldnt live past 20. they said i wouldnt be sucessful.

That's different, they're not supposed to tell you that kinda shit.

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

in high school they told me columbus found america. they told me g. washington was the first president. they told me during a nuclear attack i should get under my seat and take cover. they told me i wouldnt live past 20. they said i wouldnt be sucessful.

dont believe everything they tell ya.

dude this shit is backed up by scientists and archaeological studies of people far more credibal than you.

 

[SiGh]

dude this shit is backed up by scientists and archaeological studies of people far more credibal than you.

i aint saying you're wrong. just prove it.

the president shit was proven back people and put in books n shit. the nuclear thing was too.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

credibal

credible*

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

credible*

im going to go kick my brains ass now for making that stupid mistake.

 

[Cooper]

*brain's