How to please your girl !

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How to please your girl :



Its SO easy to make a woman happy:


You just have to be:

1) Friendly

2) companion

3) Lover

4) Brother

5) Dad

6) Boss

7) Educationalist

8) Cook

9) Mechanic

10) Canalize (problems, feelings)

11) Indoor Designer

12) Stylist

13) Electrician

14) Sexologist

15) gynaecologist

16) Psychologist

17) Psychiatrist

18) Therapist

19) Audacious

20) Genial

21) Sportsman

22) Affectionate / Loving

23) Alert / Attentive

24) Gentleman

25) Intelligent / Bright

26) imaginative

27) Criative

28) Sweet

29) Strong

30) Understanding

31) Tolerant / Broad Minded

32) Prudent

33) Ambitious

34) Capable

35) Valiant

36) Determined / Resolved

37) Reliable / Trusty

38) Respectful

39) Passionate

40) Sensitive

41) RICH


Its very important to remeber every single "important" day:

Birthday, Betrothal, Wedding, Graduation, Period, First Kiss ...



Also:

Her aunt, brothers, sisters and grandmother birthday, dont forget her best friends and pets birthday too






How to make points with your girl:


1) Simple Tasks



- Make our own bed (+1)

- Let the toilet seat up(-5)

- Get new toilet papers when its over(+2)

- Better, you go to the market only for the paper (+5)

- Its Raining (+8)

- You buy some beer... (-15)

- You wake up in the middle of the night cause shes listening to wierd noises(0)

- You wake up, but it was nothing (0)

- You wake up and it was someone trying to break into the house (+5)

- You shot the mfucker (+10)





2) Social



- You stay on her side at a party (0) ( Its your obligation)

- You stay drinking with some friends (-2)

- Theres a girl with your friends, called Heather (-4)

- Shes blond and hot (-16)

- She knows you (-180)





3) Her Birthday...



- You ask her to have a dinner (0) ( Its your obligation)

- Its not the usual restaurant (+1)

- It is the usual restaurant (-2)

- Its a bar(-3)

- Its a bar and theres 5 Tv's with the NBA playoffs on (-10)





4) Night with Friends



-You go out with friends (-5)

- Your friend is single (-14)

- Hes always with some different girl (-27)

- He drives a sports car (-180)

- Heather is going!!! (-500)





5) One night out



- You ask her to watch some movie (+2)

- A movie that she likes (+4)

- A movie that she likes and you hate (+6)

- A movie that you like (-2)

- The movie is "The Chainsaw massacre III" (-13)

- But you lied and told her it was gonna be a french love movie(-135)



- Leaving the movie you met Heather and shes like : "Hi Sweetie, how is it going?" (-750)





6) Great Questions



- She asks you: "Am I fat?" (-1) (!)

- You think before the answer (-10)

- Your answer is NO (-3 )

- Your answer is :" I love you the way you are!" (-280)

- You make comments about Heather body (-450)





7) Communication ( She wants to tell you something)



- You listen, with attention (0) ( Obligation)

- You listen for 15 minutes (+5)

- 15 minutes without looking to the TV (+10)

- She realizes that you're just with your eyes open, but completely lost (-320)


Its not that hard to make your girl happy right ...


It just takes some time...



How to please your man ?


Bring beer, come with no or almost no clothes... :horny:
 
Dominator said:
lol funny shit. What do you answer to the fat qustion thouhg? i always seem to have problems with the right answer lol

lol.

Honestly, I always do this :

If she asks, "does my ass look fat in these pants? "

Simply look her right in the eyes, and say, " Yes " and give her a sly smile. That way, she doesn't know if you're serious or not. It keeps her guessing. :)
 
this shit wasespecialy good because wen i opened it i thought it was just this personal thread. and i started scrollin down and figured it was just the first 2 or 3...then kept scrollin
 

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