How often do you masturbate

[L.O.G.O.S.]

*votes chronic maturbator*...

peace

 

[shattered dreams]

silleone i think you meant nightmare not dream

 

[2pac4prez2004]

i thought this shit was funny :thumb:

Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers


War's not kind, beat yourself blind

Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy

Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

War is shit, rub your clit

Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.

War is cruel - flog your mule

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

War is heinous, thumb your anus

War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

War is silly, whack your willy

Think globally, whack locally

(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)

 

[shattered dreams]

ahaha^
War is shit, rub your clit
nice

 

[Silleone]

silleone i think you meant nightmare not dream

no a nightmare would be you getting me in some sort of wrestling manuver where your genitles*cough*DICK*cough* is near my face
*pukes*

anyway, i no there are Master Debators that usually post in the words of wisdom forum that aint fessing up.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

damn really popular thread ... alot of masturbatures in herre??

 

[2Pax]

Silleone is the master of "whacking one off"

 

[Silleone]

Silleone is the master of "whacking one off in my girlfriends mouth"

damn, how did u find out.

 

[2pac4prez2004]

damn, how did u find out.

silleone is the most annoying dude i know....so fucking funny though :thumb:

 

[Steph]

damn, how did u find out.

ur master says shut up

 

[Silleone]

ur master says shut up

Steph you are my gimp, your duties consist of 3 things.

sex
cooking
bathing me

no go run my bath *clicks fingers and stephanie assumes the position and attends to her duties*

 

[Steph]

*clicks fingers and stephanie slaps the shit out of Sillione*

yea thast more like it :thumb: you are dissmissed

 

[Rukas]

fine i got the guts to answer at times its once a month and since i got high speed ill be honest here as a girl can be 4 times a week and at deprived times 4 times a day max...:0 there you have it okay....i was honest

Im extremely turned on that a girl posted this thread... Im off to masterbate...

 

[Troublesome1996]

War is heinous, thumb your anus

haha! thats quality

depends, 3-5 as im single

 

[Rukas]

very rarely since i got a girl and shit, if shes away and im horny i usually just call up some slut i know that has the hots for me.

Man even with a girlfriend I go solo a couple times a week if not once a day, and that is with regular sex. Having regular sex makes me even hornier, I just think about my hot naked girlfriend and what we did last night and oh oh.... time to shower.

 

[Silleone]

Im extremely turned on that a girl posted this thread... Im off to masterbate...

lol

 

[Steph]

damn i never knew there where so many horny people

 

[Silleone]

Man even with a girlfriend I go solo a couple times a week if not once a day, and that is with regular sex. Having regular sex makes me even hornier, I just think about my hot naked girlfriend and what we did last night and oh oh.... time to shower.

U need theorpy, that shit cant be good for your nuts.

also Steph, stop e-stalking me, i gave u "the dick" and it seems your addicted to me, im just one man, you shall get some after you get rukas an icepack for his nutsack.

 

[2pac4prez2004]

Man even with a girlfriend I go solo a couple times a week if not once a day, and that is with regular sex. Having regular sex makes me even hornier, I just think about my hot naked girlfriend and what we did last night and oh oh.... time to shower.

rukas, im amazed you have time to post

 

[Steph]

also Steph, stop e-stalking me, i gave u "the dick" and it seems your addicted to me, im just one man, you shall get some after you get ruckas an icepack for his nutsack.

lmfao, shut up im not e-stalking no one, and if i was it wouldnt be you. *hands ruckas an icepack* (only did that coz im nice)