How many ...

[masta247]

... wanks you had this new year?

a dude was asking everyone at my workplace this question yesterday, my response was 'i don't keep a wank diary' ... lmao

Creep homeward impious celibatarian

 

[Bender]

Creep homeward impious celibatarian

who you talking too, maybe you don't know ... and who taught you to use complicated english words anyway, immigrant friends?

 

[masta247]

who you talking too, maybe you don't know ... and who taught you to use complicated english words anyway, immigrant friends?

I'm talking TO everybody my fellow chef.
I know a bunch of complicated english words but I'm so scared to use them.
What if I made a mistake? All you evil people would laugh at me and my progenitors you evil ones I know your kind.

 

[Bender]

I'm talking TO everybody my fellow chef.
I know a bunch of complicated english words but I'm so scared to use them.
What if I made a mistake? All you evil people would laugh at me and my progenitors you evil ones I know your kind.

do you know, i have polish supermarkets in my home town, so much so that i fear the future of kfc and macdonalds ... no wonder the british republic is under heavy recession, there is so many immigrants living here english people find it more difficult to find jobs to pay off their debts. i have work colleagues from thialand, poland, china, and canada - good thing i have a british college degree or else i would be out of work right now

 

[S O F I]

^You need a college degree to be a chef?

I thought you would just go to trade school...or pay attention in Home Ec in high school like salty did.

hihi

 

[S. Fourteen]

Oh S O F I.. you flipping burgers at Wendeys isn't the same as what I do.

 

[S O F I]

Oh S O F I.. you flipping burgers at Wendeys isn't the same as what I do.

can I have the teddy bear one?

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ you remind me of a child trying to test his parent's boundaries.

 

[S O F I]

^ you remind me of a child trying to test his parent's boundaries.

That is one child I'm unfamiliar with for I never did that to my parents.

 

[vg4030]

do you know, i have polish supermarkets in my home town, so much so that i fear the future of kfc and macdonalds ... no wonder the british republic is under heavy recession, there is so many immigrants living here english people find it more difficult to find jobs to pay off their debts. i have work colleagues from thialand, poland, china, and canada - good thing i have a british college degree or else i would be out of work right now

Arent you Jewish?

 

[Duke]

That's some awesome sushi. Great job, mr. Asian guy in the picture.

 

[raywaters11]

One this year

 

[Bender]

Arent you Jewish?

do you even know what Yeshua means?


and yes sofi, my college degree helps me to get jobs at 4 star hotels, i do more than flip burgers, a lot more - i forgot who i said that about lol

 

[raywaters11]

Okay guys... Its been a few hours so... Two times this year.

 

[vg4030]

do you even know what Yeshua means?

No thats why I asked genius.

Anyway, so I guess you are jewish... so at some point arent you decended from immigrants?....

 

[Bender]

No thats why I asked genius.

Anyway, so I guess you are jewish... so at some point arent you decended from immigrants?....

i call gravy 'jus' at work, it is its french term and is pronounced same as 'jew'

im not a jew, i was baptised a christian

there was this one guy i remember, a previous work colleague of mine, he used to call every one a 'Jew', because jews are supposed to be smart, a perfect use of satire/sarcasm, he didnt last long btw

 

[raywaters11]

We had some references to Jews where I worked, too.
At Domino's. Butttttttt, since SH is on this whole political correct trip, I won't say the punchline. I might get banned. Ohhhhh nooo.

 

[Duke]

i call gravy 'jus' at work, it is its french term and is pronounced same as 'jew'

im not a jew, i was baptised a christian

there was this one guy i remember, a previous work colleague of mine, he used to call every one a 'Jew', because jews are supposed to be smart, a perfect use of satire/sarcasm, he didnt last long btw

"Jus" in French isn't pronounced as "jew" in English, you illiterate mongrel.

I'm not sticking up for you anymore, man. It's over.


*runs away in tears*

 

[S O F I]

No thats why I asked genius.

Anyway, so I guess you are jewish... so at some point arent you decended from immigrants?....

You're thinking because it's a Hebrew word, that he might be Jewish. But, it's a Hebrew word for Jesus, which is what Matt chose as his pseudonym.

 

[Bender]

"Jus" in French isn't pronounced as "jew" in English, you illiterate mongrel.

I'm not sticking up for you anymore, man. It's over.


*runs away in tears*

i know its sad for you, here's a tissue, give ray one too, i wanna cry with you too