I've recently been looking for another job, and I get an email. This guy sends me an email, saying he saw my resume, offering a job that could land me $52Gs. I read that, and I think "Is this guy on crack?"
My resume is so pitiful, its not worth laughing at, and this guy wants to drop 52 bombs on an 18 year old who has practically no experience in anything? Its hilarious. That'd be 52Gs in addition to what I make now.
I went ahead and applied for the job, but I think Earth will be rotating around the Moon before I get the job. If you saw my resume, you'd be laughing.
I'll be perfectly honest with you guys...I've had only one job..ever! But my resume is a little *cough* of this and that, if you know what I mean.
PS: Its a position as an Administrative Assistant/Executive Assistant.
Share stories of how you landed a job based on ...well, nothing or something close to nothing.
My resume is so pitiful, its not worth laughing at, and this guy wants to drop 52 bombs on an 18 year old who has practically no experience in anything? Its hilarious. That'd be 52Gs in addition to what I make now.
I went ahead and applied for the job, but I think Earth will be rotating around the Moon before I get the job. If you saw my resume, you'd be laughing.
I'll be perfectly honest with you guys...I've had only one job..ever! But my resume is a little *cough* of this and that, if you know what I mean.

PS: Its a position as an Administrative Assistant/Executive Assistant.
Share stories of how you landed a job based on ...well, nothing or something close to nothing.


