You'll be happy to know I just booked a table at Melbourne's best German restaurant. Going to have some Rindsroulade, although dont think it's going to be better than my girlfriends mom makes.
Apparently, the story is that this was on some kind of game show where the contestants have to do disgusting shit. So the lady kept egging them on, acting rude, etc ... and the guys wouldn't say a word to her. They'd just stand there as it shows. Anyways, she was getting fed up and kept asking: Why won't you talk? None of you have personalities... That's when the guy said "Well the thing is, we don't want to talk to you..."
Followed by the epic HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
I've read that, but maybe someone else can confirm it.