By the way, my joke above was not to mock Ristol. He was right to react to that near miss in that way and to want to share it with us. I was kind of mocking the whole silly argument that Aron made and showing what a literal near-death claim would have to look like to be nothing of the kind. But mostly, I was just making a joke. Jokes don't take sides. Jokes have no friends or morals. I thought the whole back and forth between them was about something silly, so I decided to be sillier. Clearly, Aron has a problem with him, and I'm not sure why.