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[Emma]

I told you not to share that!

 

[Flipmo]

I hope to never see blow jobs eyes, never ever again.

 

[dilla]

I know what BJ eyes are, but I'm saying her BJ eyes.

 

[ARon]

I was getting a bj once and I made this chick put her glasses back on cus it just looked better lol. Slightly weird of me but whatever

 

[dilla]

I was getting a bj once and I made this chick put her glasses back on cus it just looked better lol. Slightly weird of me but whatever

Anything for her grandson.

 

[S O F I]

Personally. I don't believe in such things. . I think the Urban Dictionary definitions show how silly the term is.

1.
blowjob eyes

56 up, 22 down​

A girls eyes that looks like she would be really good at giving a blowjob.
That girl Janica has such nice blowjob eyes and I want her to suck my dick.

2. blowjob eyes

13 up, 8 down​

A girl, or indeed a guy, who has eyes that, from the level of your navel, stare up into yours and see into your soul. They seem to absorb your whole being and whisper "Feed me cock."

1. They are generally slightly larger than average eyes, with long eyelashes that emphasise the way the person sucking your dick is first looking up at you whilst swallowing your pork, then down shyly, and then up again, communicating only with their eyes how much they love sucking cock.
2. When seeking the pleasures of a blowie, always look at the eyes and lips of your target. Don't worry if they're a whale, they'll be less hurt when you bail. Remember, for the best blowies, find a girl whose eyes capture you. Those are the blowjob eyes.

You're reading too much into it. Plus, I think the second definition (number 1) does a good job.

 

[Rukas]

Hi Emma.

inb4 Thug Babe comes back.

 

[Emma]

Hey Mike

 

[keco52]

A rare vagina owner appears.



Let's make her uncomfortable.

 

[Rukas]

A rare vagina owner appears.

Let's make her uncomfortable.

PM her and ask her for nudes keco...

 

[Emma]

A rare vagina owner appears.



Let's make her uncomfortable.

Hey keco

 

[ARon]

Rukas, I just read the article from your little twitter box about the man and his "fake" $2 bills. Fucking people

 

[Rukas]

Rukas, I just read the article from your little twitter box about the man and his "fake" $2 bills. Fucking people

It was 9/11!

 

[keco52]

PM her and ask her for nudes keco...

Can't. Afraid of rejection. I'll just drop subtle hints that I want to see her naked.

Emma? ......Emma?
Hi

 

[Emma]

swap?

 

[Rukas]

With you two going at it, I foresee a lot of creeps coming out of the woodworks.

Speaking of which, CC me

 

[S O F I]

i just unplugged a toilet. shit everywhere. my own shit. there is no way i'm masturbating tonight.

 

[ARon]

What? lmao

 

[dilla]

i just unplugged a toilet. shit everywhere. my own shit. there is no way i'm masturbating tonight.

I've clogged many toilets in my life. The one thing I do that I'll never understand is when I see the turds start to float to the top, I can't stop laughing. I just sit and watch it to see if it goes back down, but most of the time it doesn't, but I just laugh when I see them rise to the top. Even as I unclog it with a plunger, I laugh as they spin around like bumper cars on a greased-up track.

 

[S O F I]

it was my first time ever clogging a toilet where I couldn't run away and pretend it didn't happen... because it was my own toilet in my own apartment and it was my own shit. now i'm scared to take a shit but at the same time i feel like i'm two clogs away from becoming an expert plumber. water valves, flappers, all that shit is on lock.