Hi, my name is Brian Ness.

[S. Fourteen]

I'm impressed by materialistic things. I love nice cars. I change vehicles every 3 years because I get unhappy and I need something new in my life. I love bitches, and yes, I call them bitches because they are bitches. I smoke weed everyday but I think my friend should quit smoking... but nah, I can sell him weed and make that paper! I've even profited off my own brother mayne! I love buying nice clothes and jewelry. If it's "in" then it's cool. If it's not a trend then it's wack. I own a few guns because guns are cool. I talk about killing people. Lately I've been getting tired of Hip Hop music. I mean, everything on the radio sounds recycled unlike RnB and all they rap about is cars, bling, ho's, money and murder murder murder.

 

[DJ Harris]

shit thats a big dose of reality

 

[Bender]

You'll never be a Buddhist.

 

[S. Fourteen]

You'll never be a Buddhist.

(you just gave Brian knowledge)

I told you that.

 

[PuffnScruff]

the grandson of elliot ness?

 

[S. Fourteen]

the grandson of elliot ness?

No. My conservatve grandfather is not speaking to me because I wrote him an anti-Bush poem. Grandma is pissed off too. Too bad because I really like my grandpa. He's rich and he buys a new Corvette every year, he's been doing that for 15 years now.

 

[PuffnScruff]

was this the poem?

 

[S. Fourteen]

No.

[This is salty speaking on Brian]

I don't remember much of the poem but it was the usual -

Bush spreading the wrong idea
Who's he going to invade next? North Korea?

 

[PuffnScruff]

who is brian? and what was the point of mentioning your poem to your grandfather?

 

[S. Fourteen]

I'm Brian Ness. I like to point out the imperfections of others because it makes me forget about my imperfections. I need to put up this cocky front because I'm really weak in the inside. Sometimes I treat my girlfriend like shit. I call her "stupid" because she forgets to ash her cigarette. Lies hurt me but I have no problem lying. I have problems with anger management. I've gotten out of my car with a baseball bat on more than one occasion. Funny story - I got so pissed at my girlfriend once and I threw my cell phone in my car and broke my windshield. haha

 

[PuffnScruff]

what kind of gun do you own?

 

[S. Fourteen]

who is brian? and what was the point of mentioning your poem to your grandfather?

[This is salty answering to Scruff]

There was no subliminal message there. What Brian said was straight forward.

what kind of gun do you own?

[This is salty answering to Scruff]

That I do not know. Some Resident Evilish handgun with a laser and a flashlight. He also has couple of .22 rifles. He's thinking about carrying a .22 handgun in his car "just in case".

[This is Brian]

Isn't my gun sweeet?!

 

[DJ Harris]

I got so pissed at my girlfriend once and I threw my cell phone in my car and broke my windshield. haha

you shud call urself Earl cuz that shit is Karma :thumb:


on a side note- lmfao!

 

[PuffnScruff]

do you smoke dirt weed? i knew people in high school that had anger problems due to smoking too much dirt weed.

i havent smoked for 6 months and couldnt feel better. does anyone know how to make a hydro system?

 

[S. Fourteen]

do you smoke dirt weed? i knew people in high school that had anger problems due to smoking too much dirt weed.

i havent smoked for 6 months and couldnt feel better. does anyone know how to make a hydro system?

Don't talk to me about dirt weed man. I lived off dirt weed dude. I used to run the town I lived in. 70% of the weed market was in my hands. The police couldn't touch me. I was like DMX in Belly. I used to speed by cops and they didn't do shit.

 

[PuffnScruff]

Don't talk to me about dirt weed man. I lived off dirt weed dude. I used to run the town I lived in. 70% of the weed market was in my hands. The police couldn't touch me. I was like DMX in Belly. I used to speed by cops and they didn't do shit.

will you fedex me a care package?

 

[S. Fourteen]

will you fedex me a care package?

Things are different these days dude. It's so fucking dry here.

[This is salty]

Yeah, he's right about that.

 

[PuffnScruff]

what kind of hustler are the two of you? you get your ass up, get out there and find a mexican to buy some dirt from!

 

[S. Fourteen]

This thread is about me, Brian Ness. I want you to get to know me better. salty will speak out when he has to. Other than that he will not speak, so please stop saying "the two of you" like this is his thread. This thread is about me, Brian Ness. I need the attention. I think my mother loved, and loves my brother more than she loves me. My dad too. I think most of my issues stem from domestic violence.. you see, my mother is materialistic and she used to fall for any low life that promised her money. She remarried the wrong dude and we all had to pay the price. I witnessed my mother being raped by this asshole. Add that to your usual bullshit in life and you get me, Brian Ness. This thread is about me, Brian Ness.

 

[AmerikazMost]

why does the name brian ness sound familiar