hey flip

[S O F I]

I'm goin' to Croatia next week and I'm going to take a pee in it...

totally gonna miss the toilet and pee on the walls

yeah fuck you

 

[Flipmo]

It's ok, Sofi you pee and poop all you want.

Beograd will always be Europe's target practice city.

Edit: Seriously though, where will you be going...? Don't say Zagreb....

 

[S O F I]

and i'm sippin on this:

just out of spite.

 

[Bobby Sands]

fuck Balkan scum!!!

 

[S O F I]

I don't know why it's all mirror backwards but it says Lasko for the retards

 

[Bobby Sands]

Is that your arm SOFI?

 

[Flipmo]

Why would you drink Slovenian piss... The horror. Slovenia is horrible, it's smaller than my drive-way.

 

[S O F I]

yes, I got a killer tricep but didn't want you gettin wet about it.



flip, I'm going to slavonski brod for a day to meet a friend, and then we're off to Pula...I don't know why the fuck we goin all the way there but I guess he wants to go to a Dino Merlin concert on the 20th...wtf fuck merlin but yeah...it is what it is

 

[S O F I]

Lasko is legit...I bought a 24 pack carton of it.

 

[Flipmo]

After a 24 pack, I'd drink the piss from the koza on the can.

Pula is dope. Check out the beach parties there, they're awesome. It's infested with Italians in the summer though, luckily though, their women give it up easy to Balkans lol.

If you get a chance, take a ferry to Novalja, you will not be disappointed, believe me. Mini-Ibiza

 

[S O F I]

how are those italian women btw?

I've only heard of hot italian men.


...duke told me.

 

[Flipmo]

A lot of them are from the North obviously; Milan, Turin... So they may seem a tad full of themselves, but don't worry. They crack to men easy like nuts.... the walnut kind.

 

[S O F I]

i might have to check that Novalja island out...how long is the ferry ride?

 

[Duke]

how are those italian women btw?

I've only heard of hot italian men.


...duke told me.

This is true.

 

[Flipmo]

i might have to check that Novalja island out...how long is the ferry ride?

From Rijeka it's maybe 30-45 mins... From Pula, prob 2 hrs.

It's worth it.

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[Bobby Sands]

A lot of them are from the North obviously; Milan, Turin... So they may seem a tad full of themselves, but don't worry. They crack to men easy like nuts.... the walnut kind.

Walnuts are hard to crack. what the fuck are you on about? lol

 

[ill-matic]

ahhh bitches. you gotta love em.

 

[Flipmo]

Walnuts are hard to crack. what the fuck are you on about? lol

Not with the right tools, you silly silly man.