Help with Mission statement

[raywaters11]

Sandeeps Soccer; As Seen On Streethop.com!

 

[Tha_Wood]

acting class

 

[Illuminattile]

"Can I kick it?" Find out, with Sandeep's Super Soccer Skills School!

 

[raywaters11]

Like running back and forth on grass?
Want your shins smashed in?
Love sports where the final score is 1 to nothing?
Want your dad to question his son's sexuality when seeing those outfits?
Then you should try out Sandeep's Streethop Saturday Soccer School!
With so many S's, you can't go wrong!

 

[Duke]

Like running back and forth on grass?
Want your shins smashed in?
Love sports where the final score is 1 to nothing?
Want your dad to question his son's sexuality when seeing those outfits?
Then you should try out Sandeep's Streethop Saturday Soccer School!
With so many S's, you can't go wrong!

How are footy outfits "gay"? It's a shirt and shorts...and long socks to cover the shinpads...

 

[raywaters11]

i was joking about the outfits being gay
but the shorts are kinda short...
john stockton-ish

 

[Duke]

Point is, apart from the gay outfits the other stuff you mentioned is pretty much spot on for football, lol. So I thought you were serious about that as well and just wondered how someone could find such generic outfits gay.

But ok, mystery solved.

 

[S O F I]

I'm worried about this company's future if you're the one coming up with the mission statement.

 

[raywaters11]

apparently he's not though
he's asking someone else to do it lol

 

[raywaters11]

"Soccer: At least we have more black guys than hockey does!"

 

[Bender]

'(name of company) will teach you how to play with balls'.


That would get peoples attention.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Balls Balls Balls

 

[THEV1LL4N]

"At (firm name) not only will we teach your child how to play Football, but also groom them into looking like David Beckham, insuring they receive large sponsorship payments on top of their professional Football salaries and marry bimbo pop stars."

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[THEV1LL4N]

"Sandeeps Soccer: Kick Balls!"

hehehe

 

[THEV1LL4N]

i was joking about the outfits being gay
but the shorts are kinda short...
john stockton-ish

that was in the 70/80s

 

[THEV1LL4N]

lol, lovin the ideas.


Can I Kick It? Yes, You Can!:

Can I kick it? To all the people who can play like ronaldo
Before this, did you really know what football was?
Comprehend to the field, for it's why cuz
Gettin measures on the pitch of the vibers
Rock and roll to the beat of the crowd's buzz
Wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug
If you feel the urge to freak, do the jitterbug
Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug
Afrocentric living is a big shrug
A life filled with *GOALS* that's what I love
Conceding less goals is what we're above
If you diss us, we won't even think of
Will Nipper the doggy give a big shove?
This rhythm really fits like a snug glove
Like a box of positives is a plus, love
As the Tribe flies high like a dove

 

[SicC]

It should have Balls in the title somewhere, thats for sure homie.

pz

 

[THEV1LL4N]

i think can i kick it? yes you can could be catchy because people know the song, and its used quite a lot. people are familiar with the phrase.

or can you kick it? yes you can. something like that.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

as for the actual statement, needs to be good.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

A mission statement is not a moto... A mission statement is a sentence that concises where you come from, your goals and your ethical ideas behind your company...

The statement is pretty easy to come down with...
Whats your competitive advantage, what are the new ideas or the new concepts your firm is bringing to the market that no one else has done before or exploited properly, how are you going to keep your clientele.

Write those few things down here and I'll write down one for you...

After having acquired reputable, experienced and well-qualified coaches amongst other personnel we are able to provide a quality service like no other. We are determined to fulfil our customer's needs to initiate a good working relationship and aim to bring new innovative ideas to encourage kids to play football.