HELP, Need a Disease or Illness asap

[excalibur22]

Guys, i need help. I missed a couple exams in school and need a valid excuse. Something like a Cold, or flu won't cut it. Cancer and Aids is pushing it too far. I need something that would have kept me in bed for a couple weeks, with me being close to being on my death bed, but not that far....
You get what im trying to say, please help me out guys.

Please........................

 

[CoolWaterz]

are you serious

 

[not really ken]

flue is a very very big killler lol. that should easily suffice.
if not though then how about food poisining. always works :thumb:

 

[7hug.Life]

you was gang raped and to scared to come out of your house.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
Moneky man's right, go for the sympathy vote!

 

[Tay]

pheifer

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
lol, you mean 'fever'.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Go with the flu. Right now, we're in the middle of the flu season, and its a great excuse! Listen to this...the symptoms of the flu varries for everyone. For some people, there's a lot of pain and for others, it causes death.

So, if you go with the flu, your teacher will never be able to go with "that's not possible. That can't keep you in bed."

If you know what's good for you, go with the flu. If you want me to fabricate (make up) a prescription, I can. I know the language doctors use and all the drug names...let me know.

If you're smart, tell your teacher you were taking Tamiflu. That will sound real believable. A lot of patients get this medicine from my pharmacy, and its very useful.

Be warned, however, that Tamiflu is supposed to make you better within a few days, but how is your teacher going to know that? If he/she does know, you can't do much because Tamiflu will clear symptoms in a few days and you said you were at home for weeks.

 

[AnarchistFunk]

say you got a std, it hurt, had to get tests and treatments and were too embarassed and ashamed to come back until your were at 100%

 

[one mc on dj]

I'd go with a lung inflammation...or whatever its called...haha

 

[Pacaveli-T]

bronchitis..
stomach flu
family emergency had to go away for while.

 

[Default MX]

Radiation Poisoning. Say u fell in a nuclear reactor.

 

[Steph]

wont u need a vaild doctors note?

 

[one mc on dj]

wont u need a vaild doctors note?

That is when you ask your parents friends or neighbours for help...

 

[MX Red]

Go for stress and depression - i bet u get a doctors note! everyone in my uni used to use that! Just make up some bullshit story, say you got a problem with weed - its the new excusse governments are giving to keep weed illegal (that it casues mental problems like depression) so that will work!
peace
MX!

 

[Glockmatic]

lick the asshole of a hooker, that'll get cha

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
You can get paid for it too, if you visit that CrackWhore site!

 

[Duke]

this one of the funniest threads ive seen on here in a good while

lmao @ falling in a nuclear reactor

 

[haunted]

Choose something really embarrassing. They arent going to even think twice about, they will just try to forget it.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

pheifer

mekhi phiefer??