has anyone ever taken weed on an airplane?

[PuffnScruff]

i know its a stupid idea, but just curious if anyone has ever done it and got away with it?

 

[Saint33]

i havent, my buddy brought sum onto like an hour long flight, he got away wit it too

 

[Jeremy]

Yes. A few times. Wear some swim trunks under your pants. (unless you wear whitey tightys) Vacumm seal the bag, then put it in another bag and vacumm seal that. Put it on your nutts. The end.

 

[PuffnScruff]

i havent, my buddy brought sum onto like an hour long flight, he got away wit it too

do you know what he did? my flight is direct and shouldnt take more than an hour and half. i have a few ideas but i'm not sure if i want to go through with it or not.

 

[PuffnScruff]

Yes. A few times. Wear some swim trunks under your pants. (unless you wear whitey tightys) Vacumm seal the bag, then put it in another bag and vacumm seal that. Put it on your nutts. The end.

dont you work at ups? or is that someone else?

did you tape the bag to your upper thigh? how much did you take with you? do you remember what airport you went through?

i might have to buy my first pair of tighty whiteys i havent worn them since i was 5

 

[Jeremy]

No tape needed. Bathing suits have liner in them. Just put it there. This was at Memphis airport and the airport in fort walton FL. Also went through the airport in Montego bay, Jamaica. I never took over a half ounce.

 

[S O F I]

Why not just....find a weedman in your area?

 

[PELLA]

its not worth it

 

[PuffnScruff]

Puff I ain't tryin to be a dick, for real, I've done it before so I thought I would share. I just brought mad socks in my luggage wit me and stuffed it in the bottom of one....they wont go through every single sock their on a tight schedule. Seriously, this worked for me...I'm not tryin to be an ass like I said.

LMAO! why would i think you were being a dick

but for real, thanks. i was thinking about that. i have a fresh package of socks , i was thinking i might just stuff some air tight wrapped buds in the bottom of a few.

thanks to meyer also. i'm might just fed ex it. i do have some shit at my parents house i want to send down here to me anyways.

sofi- i have one hook up down here and he called me tonight asking if i could help him out lol, plus my boy i use to work with in kentucky gets some fire. since ive never picked up a bag down here before i dont know what it looks like or if will even get me high.

 

[Eric]

If you wear it on you, they won't find it. Unless you're one of the people they randomly pull out of the line right before you get on the plane, they will not find it.

 

[PuffnScruff]

If you wear it on you, they won't find it. Unless you're one of the people they randomly pull out of the line right before you get on the plane, they will not find it.

i've been pulled out of line before.

were would you suggest i carry it on me at?

 

[S O F I]

^Between your dick and your balls. The tricky part is making it stick.

 

[Saint33]

i've been pulled out of line before.

were would you suggest i carry it on me at?

crotch it, or in ur shoe. Also, if u see drug sniffin dogs, IMMEDIATELY run to the bathroom, don wry bout not bein heat or nethin, those dogs can smell that shit from mad far away. Go to the bathroom and flush that shit, i no u wudnt want to, but its better then gettin arrested

 

[PuffnScruff]

crotch it, or in ur shoe. Also, if u see drug sniffin dogs, IMMEDIATELY run to the bathroom, don wry bout not bein heat or nethin, those dogs can smell that shit from mad far away. Go to the bathroom and flush that shit, i no u wudnt want to, but its better then gettin arrested

if they pull you out of line they make you take your shoes off

 

[Dante]

very simple, and proven...
double ziplock baggy inserted into container of prel or otherwise stinky shampoo. guaranteed success.

 

[PuffnScruff]

very simple, and proven...
double ziplock baggy inserted into container of prel or otherwise stinky shampoo. guaranteed success.

should i keept the shampoo in my luggage or take it on board with me?

 

[Dante]

either. no dog could smell it. i'd luggage it to be safer with the xray.

 

[S. Fourteen]

I think you should put it in a condom and stick it up your ass.

 

[Rukas]

Actually yes, but by accident. I had half a bag in my wallet and didnt remember it was in there.

Also I took a bong from Poland to LA to PHX, smoked and stinky. Sicc, Limn and I smoked out of it for 2 weeks, and then I repacked it and brought it back to Australia.

 

[Prize Gotti]

I think you should put it in a condom and stick it up your ass.

The human anus can hold 4 Oz of hashish, i know its not as nice as weed, but if you want quantity, go for hashish, put it in a bag and shove it up there, also dogs hate a aftershave called Dupe!, wear it.