OMG last night was the best new years I have ever had. We started in the Pub for a ticket-only party. Had a few drinks, food, caught up with people that I hadn't seen for a while and celebrated the new year as it turned midnight. Called a Taxi and went to an after-party. Carried on drinking, dancing, we did some coke etc. One of our mates was mashed on E and kept bragging about how he could out-drink everyone, so we had to take advantage of the situation.
We made him drink 3 Pints of this:
80% Proof. This shit was killer, most people were sick after one shot. How he managed to drink 3 pints I do not know. After his last glass, it kicked in. He was KO'd laying outside in the garden. We shaved his eye brows and took chunks out of his hair, covered him in flour, tied him to bench (we actually did this for his benefit, he was so drunk that everytime he stood up he fall straight onto his face) until he decided to break free and ended up with the bench on top of him, he wriggled his way free but lost his jeans and boxers in the process and just sat in the garden semi naked. He figured out it was cold and decided to put them back on which took him 25 minutes. He had to lean his head on the wall to keep balanced, but he fell asleep again in the garden, we chucked a bucket of water over him but it didnt work, so we decided it was only fair that we gave him somewhere warm to sleep so 6 of us had to carry him into the garage (hes a fat motherfucker). We forgot he was in there and when we remembered 3 hours later, he was still asleep. So we decided to decorate him. We coloured in some new eye brows, gave him a mustache etc and wrote "I <3 Willy" on his forehead.
He woke up when we tried to shave the rest of his head. He couldnt remember any of it. He even had a quick glance in the mirror and said "At least you fuckers didn't shave my eye brows off this time" LMAO. We ordered a taxi for him and he went home oblivious to what he looked like.
I cant wait to upload the pictures.
