happy birthday to me

I'll have a beer or 18 for you tomorrow night bro. Gotta be up at 6:30 for class tomorrow. Kill me now.
 
i hope you all choke on a cows cock.

Have a cup of cow semen yourself to celebrate. That is what makes milk taste good, the secret ingredient. You don't get to see what the farmer is doing with his cows milk, why do you think it is white? lol. Enjoy your breakfast tomorrow!
 
I'll have a beer or 18 for you tomorrow night bro. Gotta be up at 6:30 for class tomorrow. Kill me now.


I feel ya man. 6:45 for me, but same thing. Fuck 8 AM classes every damn day.

Have a cup of cow semen yourself to celebrate. That is what makes milk taste good, the secret ingredient. You don't get to see what the farmer is doing with his cows milk, why do you think it is white? lol. Enjoy your breakfast tomorrow!

Cow's are female. Females don't make semen. And I doubt farmers jack off bulls into milk. Maybe in Georgia or something, it's like putting antifreeze in wine, but....
 
happy birthday to ....you

P.S. Damn, I still think about eric if I see big easy postin.....
 

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