Happy Birthday Elmira

Thanks, that was sweet of you to remember. The day is running along lovely, its about 100 degrees outside though and I spent half of it at the beach... wild!

Thank you guys!
 
Yes, Happy B-Day.

I walked about 50 miles in the heat today in honor of your birthday. I walked nonstop from 11:30 this afternoon to 5:30. Humans walk an average of 2.5 mph. Since I'm not human, I walked an average of 3 mph. Times 6 hours. Ok, I walked about 18 miles. But there were rolling hills at one point, so it was the equivalent of 20. And I did it for your birthday, so enjoy.
 
Yes, Happy B-Day.

I walked about 50 miles in the heat today in honor of your birthday. I walked nonstop from 11:30 this afternoon to 5:30. Humans walk an average of 2.5 mph. Since I'm not human, I walked an average of 3 mph. Times 6 hours. Ok, I walked about 18 miles. But there were rolling hills at one point, so it was the equivalent of 20. And I did it for your birthday, so enjoy.

Was it a leisurely stroll? I'm sure you do this all the time, non human. Also, anyone can walk in the blazing sun. I'd appreciate it if you stepped out naked into the bitter cold for me.
 

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