Great comebacks...who's got them?

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Anyone here good with clapping back?

Share great comebacks on the Internet, and in real life. I created this thread cuz I may need 'em...in the future. I am preparing myself for all the Internet bullies out there.

Someone says something, what do you say? If you want to use pictures to get at someone, please post them.

Also, if you had beef with someone from TB in real life, what comebacks/punch lines would you use?

By the way, they don't have to rhyme at all. This is not battle rapping.

Edit: Clapping back means when someone gets at you, you respond, and you "clap back."

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

This is a good one, and I credit another TB user. Some dude posted a joke, and someone replied with:

There. Go back to a time your joke was still funny.

Calcuo, please re-post your response to Silleone.

 

[hizzle?]

Well when someone says something really not interesting you say "heres the *parking lot/room/kitchen/whatever as long as you point an empty place* of people who actually care"

 

[Glockmatic]

the "ur mom" comeback is still gr8 in my book if you still want to be 12 years old.

 

[S O F I]

your dad.

 

[cap241]

when someone starts pulling out the "your Mama" jokes, you reply by saying that you were raised by a two Gay fathers. this normally gets a good laugh just try it.

 

[Mase]

when someone starts pulling out the "your Mama" jokes, you reply by saying that you were raised by a two Gay fathers. this normally gets a good laugh just try it.

Lol wtf, sounds great.

 

[Shadows]

I made this one up to my mom...

Mom: Get out of the living room. I wanna watch t.v.
Me: Im watching T.V!
Mom: This is my house. I can take over what I want kid.
Me: Than take over the kitchen!

 

[KAMIKAZI]

I made this one up to my mom...

Mom: Get out of the living room. I wanna watch t.v.
Me: Im watching T.V!
Mom: This is my house. I can take over what I want kid.
Me: Than take over the kitchen!

I just say "Shut the fuck up bitch u shouldn't have given birth to me"

 

[ShockA]

^ haha.. you tell her man

 

[Sebastian]

http://www.chesco.com/~silknitt/probert/dmc1.jpg

There. Go back to a time your joke was still funny.

haha, yeah i remember it, great

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

http://www.chesco.com/~silknitt/probert/dmc1.jpg

There. Go back to a time your joke was still funny.

haha, yeah i remember it, great

lol

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

That's all you guys have? There has to be more.

when someone starts pulling out the "your Mama" jokes, you reply by saying that you were raised by a two Gay fathers. this normally gets a good laugh just try it.

I've never heard of that one, but great reply. The problem is that no one says "Yo mama" anymore. That's, like, soooooooooo, year 2001.

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

Edit: Clapping back means when someone gets at you, you respond, and you "clap back."

yes we've all heard that song thanks for breaking it down you fuckin ja rule muthafucka.
lol
thats a comeback

 

[akae47]

Your parents called, they want their idiot back

 

[Dave D]

this is a good one I used once.

Take as look at this map, you see that tiny island in the pacific ocean? Thats where the people who care live.

 

[Silleone]

My Ex:Why do u always ask me to suck your dick
Me:Becuz thats your job

Girl:Why are u staring at me
Me:becuz you look like a circus act

Girl:your shoes are ugly
Me:so is your ichy weave

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

My Ex:Why do u always ask me to suck your dick
Me:Becuz thats your job

Girl:Why are u staring at me
Me:becuz you look like a circus act

Girl:your shoes are ugly
Me:so is your ichy weave

lol. nice :thumb:

 

[ARon]

My Ex:Why do u always ask me to suck your dick
Me:Becuz thats your job

Girl:Why are u staring at me
Me:becuz you look like a circus act

Girl:your shoes are ugly
Me:so is your ichy weave

The last two were probably after she said no?

 

[Silleone]

The last two were probably after she said no?

yes