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so i smoked up all my money and i don't have a job. even my savings went to my personal jesus christ. so i started applying for jobs, and i thought to myself, where else could i imagine the rizzlienator put in some work? a pizzeria of course! i sent my application, and two days later this chick called me. she sounded young but she was the boss-man at the pizzeria i applied at. she told me the way they ("they" being this individual pizzeria, because it's part of a chain) do it when someone applies to a full-time job is they let the applicant work for a few days, just to see what they're about.. work for a few days.. unpaid (!!!)

i agreed to it. sounded like an alright deal. i'm not too big on making sure everything's "right". i don't give a shit. big picture - if they appreciate my effort i might get a job and i'll have a steady income. a few days is nothing. so i worked there for four days, eight hours a day, no payment, and after that i was supposed to recieve a call. i never did. i tried calling the big kahuna, which is what i like to refer to that good-looking, hot young whore as, i got no answer. i sent her a text message and tried calling the next day but they never got back at me.

this is like when the jews screwed christ over man. this is like when mj decided to turn white. i've been fucked over by what's supposed to be my own damn people man, people who do shit that's related to pizza. i've thought it through and i've decided that i'm actually gonna kill myself.

i'm so hearbroke :(
 
LOL have you tried going back up there to the job site and talking to her in person? makes you look more interesting in the job than say, sending a text message.
 
ROFL that fuckin sucks!!! So thats where u been this whole time? LOL
Like Mr. SuckNFuck said, just go over there and talk to her in person. Makes you look more interested in the job and if anything u have a chance to tell the bitch off.
 
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PuffnScruff said:
LOL have you tried going back up there to the job site and talking to her in person? makes you look more interesting in the job than say, sending a text message.
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here's the clue. i tried calling her SEVEN times over the span of two days. her phone rang, she just didn't pick up. there was no "leave a message after the beep". since she wouldn't answer, i sent her a text message. that way i knew that even if she was like running through a very long, 2-day-journey tunnel, she's still get the message that i'm trying to get ahold of her.

the thing is, after this little incident i've been checking around and it seems i'm not the only one who's had troubles with this pizzeria. they don't do business right. in fact, i'd not be surprised if every time they put a spot in the paper that they need more help, they let a couple of guys work for a few days before they hire anyone. what with it being run by a 22-year old chick who left me alone with some 16 year old girl who worked late shifts on my second day of work because she wanted to bring a pizza to her friends house to do whatever.
 
did you call the manager directly like on her cell phone or didyou call the pizza place?

what i find funny is this manager chic sounds just like the manager i had when i worked at dominos. she is the same age as me, 22. not all that hot but she had a nice booty. fun for awhile, she is the only manager that i have had that i can offically say i had sex with.
 
that's a pretty sweet story dude, lol. yeah, i called her on her personal cell phone. the thing is, i hate conflicts. you have no idea the crazy shit i've done to avoid them. i'll lie like jim carey in liar liar to dodge a conflic. i'm not messing around, i hate to speak with someone when the conversation has a negative tone so much, that i'll pretty much do anything to avoid it. i get the picture. if they wanted me, they'd let me know. i don't wanna keep calling her day in day out till she answers, only so she can tell me i didn't get the job. it just sucks that this is the way she runs her business. the right thing to do would be to call me and let me know i didn't get the job. don't even get me started on the 4-day thing. technically, what she did is illegal and if i chose to legally pursue her it's likely i'd get my money. in fact, a simple threat would do it. but once again, going back on what i said earlier, i'd really rather not.
 
like someone said before, just tell them to deliver pizzas to somewhere deep in the city...make the order complicated....like 8 wings, not 12.....a a large pizza with anchovies and whatnot...ad if they deny, just say some vip's gonna be there, and if they dont do it, that you'll run their shack down...
 
Rizz, boi, you're like 19/20? So you should be making like 6/7 an hour?

4 days, 8 hours. 32 hours. 32 times 6 (lets be lenient) is 192. So thats the amount they owe you. You call, you order pizza, you rob the delivery slave, repeat until satisfaction.

Either that, or take Pittsey's advice and molotov the place.
 
stfu foodus

thread closed because of extreme excessive freeposting. bans will follow in the next 20 minutes or so. good bye to everyone who's a member.
 
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