Funny rap songs

[one mc on dj]

A really useless thread but hm...post up some songs rap songs that made you laugh..if there was only 1 line that made you laugh you can post that up too..so one day when I am bored I can download something to laugh at...it might be the song or ur taste.. :thumb:

 

[DPG iz all I C]

Automobile - Eazy E

 

[Tonio1986]

or merry christmas

 

[2pacnbiggie]

Eminem - If I Had
Eminem - Fuckin Crazy (i dunno the name of it but he starts off "original bad boy in the place cover ya face came in the place blowed and sprayed puffy wit mase")
Eminem Freestyle - "broke the rubber busted a nut up in your mother so how u feel about havin another lil brother" "a retarded fool since i started school burned the weed before i learned to read disregarded rules
Eminem - Kick In The Door Freestyle
Project Pat feat Ludacris - Dis Bitch Dat Hoe
Project Pat - Chicken Heads
Nas - Dr Knockboot

 

[Rayza]

Eminem - Rainman, Ass Like That, Canibitch (funny as hell when I first heard them)

D12 - Any Bizarre verse (except Good Die Young)

I don't find any other rappers funny although when Pac is drunk freestyling and he goes "Hell naw nigga bite my nails" that shit is mad funny

 

[2Pax]

"Just Like U" - Bizarre - From D12 World

Son, you don't wanna be just like your daddy.
Pimpin hoes out here drivin caddies.
Runnin round town, fuckin geezers.
Shot's in your ass, catchin diseases.
Son, your daddy got a foul mouth.
For fuckin bitches in they foul mouth.
I can't help it, my group's D12.
All we do is pop pills and stay in jail.
Talkin nasty shit, Bizarre wont stop.
I fuck two twins, with a midget on top.
A sick mind, raping an old lady.
Knowing damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a baby,
All I can teach you, learn how to mac.
Smoke crack, smack a bitch when she talk back.
Matta fact slap her until she's a slut.
Don't you realize Bizarre don't give a fuck? (Hahaha)

Don't go to school, become a catholic priest.
Sell crack to your auntie Denise.
If auntie Denise is short 40 cent
Make her get on the ground and suck some more dick.
Nas is probably gon hate me.
When Mos Def hear this he probably gon suffocate me.
Why they let Bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track?
All he gon do is talk about whores and smoking crack.
If your wife is pregnant I call her a whore.
Leave her no money and go out on tour.
Nah, I'm playin leave her sumptin. (Hahaha)
I pack a hotdog and a fuckin dirty muffin. (Damn)

 

[PaulyPac]

afroman - whack rappers

 

[sniper]

osama - dr dre diss hilarious

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

ICP - Eminem's Mom

ICP are wack, but some of the shit they said in this song was quite funny & then the 'twist' at the end if you didn't know the title.

 

[PaulyPac]

http://rapidshare.de/files/1309620/Afroman_-_album_-_wack_rappers.mp3.html

 

[sniper]

lol hold big sty its a problem, funny too. 'i feel lyk diggin pac n biggie shoutin fuck them too' made me laugh

 

[Exodus]

anything by afroman

 

[Lil Jm]

ludacris - hip hop quotables

 

[RichieRich69]

^That's a funny song??

Messy Marv - Don't You Say That

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Eminem-My fault

 

[roadsense]

eminem- sorry mama or just lost it

 

[imported_Makaveli_7]

nate dogg and ludacris - real pimp
ludacris ft. lil flip - screwed up
... ludacris has a got a lot of funny lines in songs

eminem - marshal mathers "slim anus, you damn right slim anus, i dont get fucked in mine like you two flamming faggots" made ICP look like fools

eminem - im back... the jennifer lopez line is hillarious

 

[imported_Sun_Tzu]

that one song with a chinese guy rapping, i d say he is better than most the rappers in the industry too.

 

[fried-hoff]

the case of the misplaced mic from 2Pac`s Lost Tapes
somehow it`s funny how he lost his mic and at the end of the song he founds the mic in his pocket

(and image if eminem or some other dude would have remixed that album that would sound so shitty, so peace to the man who released that shit. i think the songs where released in their original form, that`s what afeni should do)

 

[sniper]

ludacris verse on made u look remix haha.