Funny rap lines (not disses)

[sniper]

isnt it from hit em up 2 ??

 

[bigmack]

Naa its a tech line, dunno he mite have got it of biggie but i doubt it

yea he got it from biggie, i heard it before,maybe its from dead wrong,but i forgot,but im positive i heard big spit that

 

[S. Fourteen]

This just in, Britney just dissed Justin
She just fucked Ben, got tit fucked and dick sucked him
If Affleck can get his ass licked, how come I can't, shit?

 

[imported_Makaveli_7]

loool.......where is that from??? I know its from UTEOT but which song?

Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the shit called the Philly blunt...looool
--Redman

peace

thats from fuck friends. Ludacris has got too many funny lines to name, and marshal mathers lp has got funny shit too, "slim anus, you damn right slim anus, i dont get fucked in mine like you flamming faggots!"

 

[Flipmo]

Pretty much all of the Marshall Mathers LP.

Just finished watching the 'Up In Smoke Tour' on Dvd..

I forgot how funny some of those songs are.

Especially, the song 'Marshall Mathers'

 

[Tha_Wood]

nigga's wanna pop shit, i pop clips, bitch i put my dick on your lips

or what ever the fuck the line is from protect ya neck by wu tang

 

[Bobby Sands]

"While i was at the steak house, pullin cake out
you was at some cheap chinese shit gettin take out"

Big L. that made me laugh.

 

[jdubbk8510]

"My dick don't need a fuckin muzzle, cause my cum your bitch will guzzle" - J-DuBB
"I get your girl some florals, now she's down for fuckin oral" - J-DuBB
"I hardly see the obstacles, I think I need two opticals" - J-DuBB

 

[SiGh]

I dunno who the fuck J Dubb is but his lines are homo. Shouldn't even be rhyming with lines like that.

 

[Shadows]

nigga's wanna pop shit, i pop clips, bitch i put my dick on your lips

or what ever the fuck the line is from protect ya neck by wu tang

lmfao.

Before I joined this site I used to battle rap, and some dude used a line on me VERY similar to that. I never even knew about wu tang using that line.

 

[EDouble]

isnt it from hit em up 2 ??

whch one?