Funny rap lines (not disses)

[shakuk2001]

What do you think the most funniest lines in rap are?

 

[RaDeK]

"fuck you and your motherfuckin momma"

^ makes me laugh every time i hear it

 

[574_mob_j]

this one made me laugh "im doper than a bobby brown piss test,bitches love me til they aint got no spit left" -Mac Dre - Early Retirement

 

[Tupac-Soulja]

"And I don't know why your girl keeps paging me.
She tell me that she needs me
Cries when she leaves me
And every time she sees me she squeeze me.
Lady take it easy..."
that shit makes me laugh

 

[bigCASH]

Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin

These fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars

And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out
after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid

 

[aloivas]

"Biggie be Richie like Lionel, shiiiit"

"Rhymes is made of garlic"

..don't know why those are funny to me.

Not really lyrics, but one skit that always cracks me up is that one off Purple Haze, the "Chickenhead Skit".

Girl: "I'm a chicken so i'ma act like a chicken quack quack quack or whatever the fuckin sound they make"
Cam: "That's a duck! Get your sounds right what you wanna be a duck or a chicken"

 

[Bobby Sands]

"New kids on the block suck alotta dick,
boy-girl groups make me sick
and i cant wait to catch all u faggots in public
ima love it"

The whole marshall mathers lp is hilarious imo.

 

[one mc on dj]

funny as in gay? cuz theres tons of em...I can only name 3 tho haha

But you ain't man enough to eat a Nigga's ass like me- Canibus

When We Ride on Our Enemies....


I did it with Biggie-Nas

 

[LEATHERFA(E]

"Put anthrax in your tampax,
And slap U till u can't stand"

 

[Davizz]

"I fuck your mother so now I'm tha mothafuckin' man"
Xzibit - Focus (with Eric Sermon & DJ Quik)

"Can I Eat It?" DJ Quik... the whole song!!!

 

[jasedwads]

'dont tell lies, i'll shoot your mother in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies'

and a lot of Immortal Technique.

 

[bigmack]

'dont tell lies, i'll shoot your mother in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies'


^^ is that a biggie line?

 

[shakuk2001]

'dont tell lies, i'll shoot your mother in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies'


^^ is that a biggie line?

Naa its a tech line, dunno he mite have got it of biggie but i doubt it

 

[†$ta$h â€]

"Hello, my name is, nobody famous, haha im an anus" - Eminem


guess who got nervous in a freestyle

 

[sniper]

' if rap was head she could beat twista ' camron ............. lol now is it just me or does that line sound supergay ?

 

[DPG iz all I C]

When i met ya i'll admit my 1st thoughts you'se a trick
Girl you look so good, i'd suck on your daddys dick.

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

I got a flow like h2o, but there aint not reason why u keep actin like a hoe! that makes me laugh, I think 1 of the outlawz said it. I think kadafi.

 

[sniper]

'bet u i screamed west side when i came' found that funny lol.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

I got a flow like h2o, but there aint not reason why u keep actin like a hoe! that makes me laugh, I think 1 of the outlawz said it. I think kadafi.

Yea, in "There U Go"

 

[bimi]

'bet u i screamed west side when i came' found that funny lol.

loool.......where is that from??? I know its from UTEOT but which song?

Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the shit called the Philly blunt...looool
--Redman

peace