funny names for sexual techniques

[Little Skittle]

add on to the list, so far the ones i kno are...

dirty sanchez aka the hitler- fingering in the asshole and rubbing the shit on her upper lip

rusty trombone - anal sex followed by a blow job (could also be where shes behind u, eating your ass, while reaching around to the front and jerking u off)

hoover maneuver - doggy style and removing her arms from the ground, so she gets rug burn

strawberry shortcake - jizzing on her face then punching her and giving her a bloody nose

black polar bear - trying to put ur all head up her ass

houdini - doggy style, spitting on her back so she thinks u came, and then blasting in her face when she turns around

chili dog - shitting on her chest and then titty fucking her

edit: please explain them...ill even edit this and explain mine

 

[Butt Rubber]

hot carl and cleveland steamer

 

[Cooper]

cinncinati surprise

prretty sure it involes, when having just finished doing a girl from behind, knocking her out, shitting on he, rolling her in it and then leaving in an attempt to avoid the after sex hugging and shit. might have the name wrong tho....but pretty sure that's the one


igloo (a verb)
shit in a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as an icy dildo on yourself....or your partner....although i cant imagine you'd have a partner if you tried this on a regular basis

 

[2PacThug4Life]

What are all of these? ( I know what a Cleveland steamer is )

 

[SiGh]

funtylicious. boinga. stayingalive.

 

[two187pac]

the hudeni

 

[Lil Fat]

Sex is wierd, im scared that the girl will laugh at my small dick if i take my pants off, lol.

 

[SiGh]

Sex is wierd, im scared that the girl will laugh at my small dick if i take my pants off, lol.

keepin beating ur meat till it gitz longer.

 

[Lil Fat]

keepin beating ur meat till it gitz longer.

I do, alot, i masturbate alot, i go on alot of black porn sites.

 

[SiGh]

u remind me of a male lil shortie. so innocent. yet so wrong at times.

thats good keep up the good work.

 

[Lil Fat]

u remind me of a male lil shortie. so innocent. yet so wrong at times.

thats good keep up the good work.

wtf, nigga im 21.

 

[Lil Fat]

You guys = haters.

 

[Lil Fat]

You said that in your other thread. And I ain't hatin, I'm lovin it. You make good posts, it's entertaining. I was just stating a fact right there. If you don't want the mean black guys to chase you I wouldn't be droppin N-bombs in front of em.

man, i can say the n-word, im down with blacks and shit, my friend J-Rap(hes black and he raps)lets me call him the N-word all the time, lol, man, he scares the white dudes down here, when im a famous rapper, hes gonna be famous to, me and him are like Eminem and 2Pac.

 

[Lil Fat]

This is a line from "Police Keeping Me Down"

"The patrol be straight up tripping yo, fucking me and my Gz for hitting our hoes, black people feel me yo cuz i bin to the ghettos, im the type to beat a cracker(i say cracker cuz i cant say nigga)and smoke like al capone"

You feel that shit man, tight as fuck.

 

[SiGh]

lmao u 21 fattie?

 

[Lil Fat]

fa sho foo.

 

[CESARE BORGIA]

Did yall forget about the "donkey punch?"

 

[Florida123]

what about the italian chandelier

 

[ToopackShaker]

arabian goggles
pearl necklace
cold karl

 

[DPG iz all I C]

Houdini - Do her doggystyle then spit on her back pretending it to be cum. She'll then turn around thinking you've finished then shoot your real load in her face