Funniest Rap Lines
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all odb, u cant fuck with him.
this ones from crack jacks, bonus song on N####a please.
I make yo' dick disappear
I ain't hearin anymore weird sounds in the ear
PSSSSSSS... you can't purr no more
You wanna kneal and suck dick? I'ma keep your throat sore
Bitches got herpes in ya ass
Every time you fuck a nigga, he dies fast
And you won't last
The pussy break down from a rash
It's hard for you to walk, cuz you stuck up in your ass
Don't ask me for no cash
You better not be tellin me to give them no cash
Ash, bash, crash, sad ass
this is from Bobby digital-digital bullet. Lyrics by ol dirty. track-black widow part 2
walking down the street dark, dark, not
saw a pretty bitch caught my sight
bitch so fine fine as can be
bitch you know you belong to me
drove over said how you be
bitch you know my names dirtdog dirtMC
dirt dog i kno what you about
bitch get the fuck in the car!!
drove her to my house
aaaaahhh to my house
open the door take off your clothes
throw'em on the floor took off my clothes
show'em my dick
bitch dis something that you'll never forget
on the 1st punch started to scream
on the 2nd punch started to have a bad dream
on the 3rd punch started to cry
dirt dog i dont wanna die
well shut the fuck up!!
pussy aint nuttin but a skin on your bone
you can fuck it you can suck you can leave it alone
25 cents is the regular price
50 cents you can fuck it twice
75 cents you can fuck it to the bone
and a dollar worth leave it alone
this ones from crack jacks, bonus song on N####a please.
I make yo' dick disappear
I ain't hearin anymore weird sounds in the ear
PSSSSSSS... you can't purr no more
You wanna kneal and suck dick? I'ma keep your throat sore
Bitches got herpes in ya ass
Every time you fuck a nigga, he dies fast
And you won't last
The pussy break down from a rash
It's hard for you to walk, cuz you stuck up in your ass
Don't ask me for no cash
You better not be tellin me to give them no cash
Ash, bash, crash, sad ass
this is from Bobby digital-digital bullet. Lyrics by ol dirty. track-black widow part 2
walking down the street dark, dark, not
saw a pretty bitch caught my sight
bitch so fine fine as can be
bitch you know you belong to me
drove over said how you be
bitch you know my names dirtdog dirtMC
dirt dog i kno what you about
bitch get the fuck in the car!!
drove her to my house
aaaaahhh to my house
open the door take off your clothes
throw'em on the floor took off my clothes
show'em my dick
bitch dis something that you'll never forget
on the 1st punch started to scream
on the 2nd punch started to have a bad dream
on the 3rd punch started to cry
dirt dog i dont wanna die
well shut the fuck up!!
pussy aint nuttin but a skin on your bone
you can fuck it you can suck you can leave it alone
25 cents is the regular price
50 cents you can fuck it twice
75 cents you can fuck it to the bone
and a dollar worth leave it alone
shuddup...
^ and..
"You never stood half a chance like Siamese twins."
"With more shit on the streets than evicted tenants."
As for Big L.. '98 Freestlye' is priceless..
"Ask Beavis, I get nothing but head.."
With battling one liners Immortal Technique made me laugh with "That wasn't a freestyle, that was a song..and I could tell, coz your stupid friends were singing along."
Other artists with tight battle rhymes are Jin, Apathy and Chino XL.. I used to think Chino XL's battles/freestyles were written, but recently I found out he's a member of Mensa so I'm more inclined to believe he thinks up that shit on the spot lol.
"You never stood half a chance like Siamese twins."
"With more shit on the streets than evicted tenants."
As for Big L.. '98 Freestlye' is priceless..
"Ask Beavis, I get nothing but head.."
With battling one liners Immortal Technique made me laugh with "That wasn't a freestyle, that was a song..and I could tell, coz your stupid friends were singing along."
Other artists with tight battle rhymes are Jin, Apathy and Chino XL.. I used to think Chino XL's battles/freestyles were written, but recently I found out he's a member of Mensa so I'm more inclined to believe he thinks up that shit on the spot lol.
Eminem - As The World Turns
"Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death"
...:laugh: that's some funny shit
"Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death"
...:laugh: that's some funny shit
:laugh: Eazy E NOBODY MOVE
"I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest pair of titties a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one faggot that I had to hurt"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh:
"I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest pair of titties a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one faggot that I had to hurt"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh:
so you can lick the shit off my dick
after i fuck you in your asses
i was put in special ed classes
i'm about to do an o.j. simpson on 'em
'cause they think they slick when they be pimpin
when i put my dick in they be shittin
i rip your cunts out with spoons
i make you feel pain like virgins on honeymoons
i make ill tunes
the hairy fat slob, i glorify gluttony
butt ugly, only ugly bitches be fuckin me
- crustified dibbs f/ the notorious b.i.g. "fuck in the ass"
after i fuck you in your asses
i was put in special ed classes
i'm about to do an o.j. simpson on 'em
'cause they think they slick when they be pimpin
when i put my dick in they be shittin
i rip your cunts out with spoons
i make you feel pain like virgins on honeymoons
i make ill tunes
the hairy fat slob, i glorify gluttony
butt ugly, only ugly bitches be fuckin me
- crustified dibbs f/ the notorious b.i.g. "fuck in the ass"
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