Fucking Vegetarians

Salar

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I need some advice.

I'm cooking for a date in 7 days and i love doing the whole cooking thing but i hate it when i'm limited to vegetarian dishes because some fucking people decided that it's unnatural to eat meat... IF IT WAS FUCKING UNNATURAL THEN WHY ARE U TAKING FUCKING IRON TABLETS TO MAKE UP FOR THE LACK OF IRON...


The only things i know how to cook which are vegetrain are:
Pumpkin Soup
Quiche (sp?)
Creamy cheese vegetables
salads.

i can make pasta but i know for a fact that she doesn't like pasta so that takes out vegetarian lesagnia as well

I was thinking, some hot pumpkin soup with bread to start off with.
the main will have quiche, creamy cheese vegetables a few other things which i need your help with and some salad. and then desert which i'll need help with since i want to do something that isn't so creamy to end with.
 
-a nice veggie pizza would be nice. You know just stuff it with all types of veggiez.

-veggie fried rice, stuft peppers. veggie rolls.

apple crisp with ice cream, and any sorta pie. cheese cake? carrot cake? you should do a mango smoothie.

chocolate coverd strawberries homie? datll melt her heart.
 
I hate vegetarians. esp. ones who just say it to be cool. Fuckers.

Anyway, what else are you thinking about having with the main? Also maybe you'd have too much cheese goin off with both Quiche and cheesy veg....just a thought.

And for the dessert, maybe something fruity, like a tart (strawberrys contain iron :)) etc, with coulis or something similer.

Oh yea, stuffed peppers are good. Easy to make and v nice. HSit like that and Mozerella topped mushrooms (more cheese I know but nice :p )

:thumb: Good luck with that shit.

Oh and a proper vegetarian diet shouldn't require iron supplement just eat the right foods.....although I am in no way condoning vegetarianism. It sucks. Meat rules.
 
i dont understand how can people not eat steak. damn.. meat is so good. i dont like vegetables. eww..

sorry if i offend any vegetarians but vegetables.. EWWW*
 
ReAleStOutLaWz1 said:
apple crisp with ice cream, and any sorta pie. cheese cake? carrot cake? you should do a mango smoothie.

chocolate coverd strawberries homie? datll melt her heart.
LMAO
 
I spent all of this year living with veggies so I had to adjust. When I would make pasta I would make the sauce and cook meat on the side so you could add your own meat or you can buy veggie crumbles which is a ground beef subsitute. If you want a pasta recipe I can help you out.
 
make a nice meatless veggie pizza full of protein.Make the dough using soy flour,dab of salt and a tsp of vegetable oil.Use a nice mushroom flavoured tomato sauce.Then some soy cheese on top,cut up a purple onion,green peppers,olives and tomatoes.

This pizza is only for chicks though.Guys,all that soy will kill your testicles and you will not be able to have kids anymore.
 
Aren't you persian man? Well use it to your advantage, girls love it when they think you're all excotic. Make some kukuu ( i don't know how to spell it) and some rice with tahdig. She'll love it if it's new to her.
 

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