fucking hell

[ill-matic]

so i start talking to this chick online, my friend introduced her to me. so we're chattin, n shes mad horny, so im like righto. she sees my pic, she likes me, becomes obsessed with me - constantly fucking calling and messaging me on my mobile phone. so im like, whatever, she might be hot. so she sends her pic, n like, WTF is all i can say. i dont mean to be slack, no wait, i do, but she was nasty shit man.

she has no personality either - its scared to come out of that exterior

so yeh , fucking hell

 

[Helena]

^well, if you don't like her, stop talking to her!

 

[ChrisZimbo]

hit it






























































































with a paper bag

 

[k69atie]

^^ true :thumb:

 

[Jibster]

Lead her on, tag team her (complete with high fives) then dump that ugly bitch. :thumb:

 

[k69atie]

i was agreeing with helena btw, zimb beat me to posting!

 

[ChrisZimbo]

i was agreeing with helena btw, zimb beat me to posting!

liar

 

[k69atie]

lol you got me!!! :laugh:

 

[Sebastian]

be happy ugly chicks think you are attractive

 

[ChrisZimbo]

i knew you were shallow

 

[Pittsey]

My only advice, try speaking to girls face to face. That's how flirting normally goes, and you don't get many suprises that way.

 

[vg4030]

My only advice, try speaking to girls face to face. That's how flirting normally goes, and you don't get many suprises that way.

thats soo old fashioned

 

[stefanwzyga]

Maybe the dark hair below your bottom lip turns her on.:thumb: :laugh:

 

[Mr.Deuce]

let her suck ya dick!

 

[S O F I]

i knew you were shallow

:thumb:

For further reference, make sure you see a girl's picture before you get into conversation, if you want to avoid these so-called problems. But, I mean, you come off a bit shallow and arrogant. How do you expect to get sympathetic replies in that one thread if this is how you come off?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

firstly, my first post , i was joking with the guy , get a sense of humour . Secondly my last two posts were directed at Katie not at anyone else, and i was joking with her . Thirdly , when did i ask for sympathetic replies , and which thread?

The only part of SOFI's post directed towards you was the ":thumb:".

 

[ChrisZimbo]

ya , i just saw that , my bad

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Get her naked on cam.

 

[ill-matic]

:thumb:

For further reference, make sure you see a girl's picture before you get into conversation, if you want to avoid these so-called problems. But, I mean, you come off a bit shallow and arrogant. How do you expect to get sympathetic replies in that one thread if this is how you come off?

ive just had a bad day , thats all. shes a nice girl and all, just dont find her attractive . i overexaggerated for dramatic effect and to make my predicament more entertaining. i DID ask for a pic initially but she never showed me one until now.

im the least arrogant person youll ever meet

 

[_carmi]

that why i dont trust the msn. and why did your friend introduce you to her? i guess he wanted to get rid of her so he gave her to you. but if she's nice in overall, keep her as a friend.

thats soo old fashioned

still thats the right way to do it.