Fuck-My-Tummy

[Lok]

Is it just me or your stomach too growls at the most inappropriate moments? I sit in class & get ready for my course...Tummy Fine. The professor lectures about something I couldn't care less about, yet paid $500 to listen to (Economics is the most boring subject EVER)...Tummy Fine. It's time to write the Test & everybody is quiet...Tummy starts growling like a blender.
I eat breakfast, it growls. I Don't eat breakfast, the bitch grolws even lounder. AND IT'S ALWAYS IN THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE MOMENTS.
What can I do? I considered stabbing the muthafucka until it growls no more, but then there's the inevitable death thing...(I'l put it in the "maybe" list.)

Anyone knows how can I make it stop?
P.S: threats won't help, I tried that too.












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[Jurhum]

Eat before you go to class.

 

[Ay-G]

Eat before you go to class.

problem solved :thumb:

 

[Lok]

I said it didn't work...

 

[2PacThug4Life]

punch yourself in tha stomach a couple times

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Eat more than you need to.......if that doesn't work, see a doctor.

 

[one mc on dj]

I think u should try not to use a lot of energy b4 you go 2 class...I dunno if you stress urself but relax and try not to keep thinking about stomache...

 

[Sebastian]

Is it just me or your stomach too growls at the most inappropriate moments? I sit in class & get ready for my course...Tummy Fine. The professor lectures about something I couldn't care less about, yet paid $500 to listen to (Economics is the most boring subject EVER)...Tummy Fine. It's time to write the Test & everybody is quiet...Tummy starts growling like a blender.
I eat breakfast, it growls. I Don't eat breakfast, the bitch grolws even lounder. AND IT'S ALWAYS IN THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE MOMENTS.
What can I do? I considered stabbing the muthafucka until it growls no more, but then there's the inevitable death thing...(I'l put it in the "maybe" list.)

Anyone knows how can I make it stop?
P.S: threats won't help, I tried that too.

hahaha

I said it didn't work...

of course it does..if not, go see a doctor

 

[Emma]

Yeah, I'll be sitting in the class room and everything will go quiet then my tummy will rumble, only when everything's quiet tho lol.

But it happens to everyone, so nothing embarrasing.

Maybe you've got some sort of monster in there.

 

[DPG iz all I C]

maybe start by not saying "tummy" :thumb:

 

[Maverick-old-account]

punch yourself in tha stomach a couple times

do what he said ^

 

[tupac004]

or like when your nose is fine all day, then when you're in the middle of a test the snot starts gushing out......you try to wipe it away because there are no tissues in the classrom. so you have to walk all the way to the bathroom and blow your nose with some fuckin harsh ass tree bark they try and pass off as a paper towel. and you waste about 5 minutes you could have used on the test

 

[Jurhum]

^ Were you in my class when that happened to me?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Maybe your pregnant.

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

maybe start by not saying "tummy" :thumb:

lmao

 

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/stomach.asp

It happens when your stomach walls squeeze together in an attempt to mix and digest food and there's no food there. Gases and digestive juices slosh around in your empty stomach and before you know it - borborygmi.

Yet hunger really has nothing to do with an empty stomach but, instead, is a product of certain nutrients missing in the blood. Our brains contain a "hunger center," which functions as an accelerator, or as a brake, for our stomachs and intestines. Once necessary nutrients are lacking from the blood, the dinner bell is rung, and the stomach and intestines come rumbling.

The now active stomach and intestine aren't picky as to what foods will satisfy they, and will grab anything they can. It is the role of the appetite to rein them in, and to ensure that the growling duo are satisfied, but with a healthy balance of the proper nutrients.

If ever in a situation where borborygmi kicks in, and there is no food in sight, remember to remain calm. The calmer you are, the more slowly your body will metabolize the protein it has stored, and the longer you will live!


There's your answer. It's prolly cause you're stressing the test, just try to stay calm and not stress it and all should be fine.

 

[Lok]

I figured it was stress from day one. It's not because of the tests tho, I can honestly say that I was only stressed like 3 times in my life because of a test. usually I don't give a fuck.
Guess i'l have to take Yoga or something.

Tummy=funnier than stomach.

Edit: @ Luv4PacEver thanks for the 101 lol.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Whens it due?

 

[Lok]

The test? I have one every other week. Thank god im taking a semester off to make some skrill & rest.

 

[yak pac fatal]

eat a lot more then what u eat