Fuck My School

AmerikazMost

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Fuck my school, I hate those bastards. Not the kids, the fucking faculty and administration.

Every year the Express-Times does a Friday special on the "Academic All-Stars" of each high school's seniors. The "All-Stars" are chosen by the school and the biographies are submitted. The following is the resume of a student not included:

2nd in the class
4.6 GPA (approximately)
1450 on the SATs
10 clubs over the past 4 years (including Student Council President, and the leader of three others)
Will be attending the highest ranked university of anyone in the class

Who is that student? Me. Only one other student (the valedvictorian) even comes close to matching my high school achievements. But guess what? He wasn't on there either. Neither was the kid was third, and he was involved in just about every sport as well.

None of us have ever been Student of the Month either. You know was this month? A girl who hasn't been in school the past three months because of mono complications.

The school hates me. No lie. Why? They hate my cocky, take-no-bullshit attitude. They hate that I did all of this with no effort. They hate that I was personally responsible for them losing thousands of dollars in the cafeteria. They hate that I made a mockery of their student council system. They hate that I'd quit my favorite club to spite the whore of an advisor. They hate that I have the balls to pop my shirt in the faces of the teachers with the whole school watching at Super Stars. They hate that I have more backing from the students than they do. They hate that I don't wear my ID.


The thing is, I don't even care about being in the paper, or being student of the month. What I care about is that the three brightest students in the school get no recognition for our efforts because we don't kiss ass. You have to have your mouth on every teacher's dick just to be appreciated.

Fuck them.






I've been over this for awhile now. I figured that I'm going to a happier place (Blue Heaven, a.k.a. Chapel Hill), but today they crossed the line. The school blocked access to 2pacboard! :mad: What the hell am I supposed to do in class?!

My high school is apparently against success and fun :mad:
 
"Student of the month"
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The abuse you'd get in my school if you had that title.

"They hate that I don't wear my ID" WTF is your school a miniture concentration camp lol?
 
Dave D said:
How did you do that? .. lol
they kept taking away our priveliges, so I got the entire school to participate in a cafeteria boycott. It only took them a week to set up a meeting with me. They lost like $9,000.
 
AmerikazMost said:
kicking ass in Advanced Placement courses
n3rd :cool: :thumb: Well of makes you feel better you will probably become addicted to cocaine in college and be forced to start selling. They will kick you out of school and you will never have a good job.
 
haunted said:
n3rd :cool: :thumb: Well of makes you feel better you will probably become addicted to cocaine in college and be forced to start selling. They will kick you out of school and you will never have a good job.
not a nerd...i don't do any studying, my mom will attest to that :D

au natural :p
 
I move for the only available option: shoot up the school.

Anybody else second this motion?

I like hearing about Yankee tragedies....
 
hahahaha school blows. Fucking websense blocked TB at our school too. Oh well, I figured a way to get around that blocker the 2nd day. 23 more days until summer...
 
Student of the month is awarded to not those who excel better than others, but those who exceed their usual grades with a lot of effort. I never received Student of the Month, but I know C students that did because they worked their ass off in class while I chilled. It's sort of pathetic that you're tripping over this.
 
AmerikazMost said:
The school blocked access to 2pacboard! :mad: What the hell am I supposed to do in class?!

My high school is apparently against success and fun :mad:
sonic wall? i no how 2 get around a fire wall pm me
 
Get In The Van I Have Candy said:
P.S: Good luck at NC.
Thanks :thumb:
absolut_dreII said:
All I can say is enjoy not studying while you can. I guarantee you will spend 1/2-3/4 of the next 4 years in a text book at UNC. (depending on your major)
unfortunately haha




And good news, it's not blocked :D it was just acting gay
 

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