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bigmack

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after sacrificing my wrist and getting carpel tunnel syndrome playing asteroids, i had finally beat the final score,and killed off the fuckin asteroids,then i was suppose to jump to the next level but the screen stayed black,with no asteroids or UFOs in site. I was still able to move and shoot,but there was nothing to shoot at,and kept waiting sitting looking at the screen for nearly an hour.Its 6:45am and i've smoked a pack of cigarettes since midnight. I have officially quit this shit. Fuck these games
 
lmao. christ, these games are seriously killing the pacboard community.

bigmack is officially the first to succumb to madness
 
Duke said:
lmao. christ, these games are seriously killing the pacboard community.

bigmack is officially the first to succumb to madness
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i tried to keep my obsession secret,sometimes throwing jabs at other members telling them they were obsessed. i have failed, failed miserably. I have no reason to live. I'm hopeless.I need some help. HELP ME PEOPLE pleeeeeeeaze. Maybe the liquor has finally kicked in and its doing its job. you know what these games remind me of. you remember those little jelly dinosaurs you used to get inside the cereal boxes,then you put them in water,then they grow. yea well those were fun until i choked on one so i promised myself never to touch them again. but i just couldnt let it go like that. so instead of dinosaurs i started using crackers. i put them in the water and they grow. and if i tried to eat them i wouldnt choke and they were tasty.

well my point is there is an alternative to the games. there must be. i have to find a way. if i dont soon then its all over.
 
bigmack said:
i tried to keep my obsession secret,sometimes throwing jabs at other members telling them they were obsessed. i have failed, failed miserably. I have no reason to live. I'm hopeless.I need some help. HELP ME PEOPLE pleeeeeeeaze. Maybe the liquor has finally kicked in and its doing its job. you know what these games remind me of. you remember those little jelly dinosaurs you used to get inside the cereal boxes,then you put them in water,then they grow. yea well those were fun until i choked on one so i promised myself never to touch them again. but i just couldnt let it go like that. so instead of dinosaurs i started using crackers. i put them in the water and they grow. and if i tried to eat them i wouldnt choke and they were tasty.

well my point is there is an alternative to the games. there must be. i have to find a way. if i dont soon then its all over.
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I understand. Let it all out, relieve yourself.

Here, why don't you lie on this comfy couch and tell us about your childhood?

I'll send the bill later :thumb:
 
Duke said:
I understand. Let it all out, relieve yourself.

Here, why don't you lie on this comfy couch and tell us about your childhood?

I'll send the bill later :thumb:
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well see it all started when i was four.we had this block game where u had to stack the blocks to the top.whoever can stack em the highest without making them fall wins one hour play time on the computers.i loved to draw

well i ended up 2nd place,i lost to some little bitch who thought too much of herself.

well when it was nap time,i did something really bad. i stayed awake,and when the teacher went out of the classroom for a minute, i put my hand in the fishtank and took the fish out. I went and placed it under the girls pillow then quickly went to my little matress and pretended sleeping.

after it was time to wake up, someone noticed the fish was missing. everyone started searching for it and i went over to the girl's matress and said i found it there. the girl got in trouble and everyone hated her. well then the teacher revoked her privelage to use the computer and gave it to me instead.

ever since then i declared myself the king of games. i had to get the job done no matter what.even if it meant cheating. i cant quit until i win. but right now i feel like i have let myself down.i am disappointed in myself. i dont know what to do.
 
bigmack said:
well see it all started when i was four.we had this block game where u had to stack the blocks to the top.whoever can stack em the highest without making them fall wins one hour play time on the computers.i loved to draw

well i ended up 2nd place,i lost to some little bitch who thought too much of herself.

well when it was nap time,i did something really bad. i stayed awake,and when the teacher went out of the classroom for a minute, i put my hand in the fishtank and took the fish out. I went and placed it under the girls pillow then quickly went to my little matress and pretended sleeping.

after it was time to wake up, someone noticed the fish was missing. everyone started searching for it and i went over to the girl's matress and said i found it there. the girl got in trouble and everyone hated her. well then the teacher revoked her privelage to use the computer and gave it to me instead.

ever since then i declared myself the king of games. i had to get the job done no matter what.even if it meant cheating. i cant quit until i win. but right now i feel like i have let myself down.i am disappointed in myself. i dont know what to do.
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:eek:

Homie, you got some serious issues :D

Although i can't honestly say i'm devoid of the "winning urge" either.
 
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