As I was cruising on my batpod, my sonar (I have it configured to triangulate locations of those with homosexual tendencies - in other words something like a gaydar but cooler because i'm batman) picked up something about a certain Simon (Casey Rain in the porn industry and streethop) putting on make-up.
Bruce Wayne says Casey Rain's gay.
Retard. It's called being in front of the camera. You have to wear it. You wouldn't know though, since every time you stand in front of a camera, it breaks.
I'm lolling at your Batman references though since I just got back from watching The Dark Knight.